Buffoon Merch
You Warthog Faced Buffoon (White Font) Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by Epic Færytales
$13 $19
Description: Please remain seated: the band is warming up. It has been warming up since 2026. From The Daily Buffoon, the paper that scores its own collapse. Cream ink for dark shirts.
The Daily Buffoon — The Band Is Warming Up Kids Hoodie
by The Daily Buffoon
$28 $36
Description: The full front-page cast of The Daily Buffoon, rendered exactly as our rating desk sees them — cream ink for dark shirts. Fourteen clowns, one masthead, zero corrections issued. The news is real, the clowns are the opinion.
The Daily Buffoon — The Whole Circus, Daily (Dark) Socks
by The Daily Buffoon
$14 $20
Description: The Daily Buffoon rating desk’s highest honor we are legally permitted to award: five clowns. Featuring the five most decorated recipients. Cream ink for dark shirts.
The Daily Buffoon — Official Rating: Five Clowns Card
by The Daily Buffoon
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The full front-page cast of The Daily Buffoon, rendered exactly as our rating desk sees them. Fourteen clowns, one masthead, zero corrections issued. Motto included: the news is real, the clowns are the opinion. Vintage newspaper styling for people who read the news and hear circus music.
The Daily Buffoon — The Whole Circus, Daily Baseball T-Shirt
by The Daily Buffoon
$19 $26
Description: The masthead of The Daily Buffoon, est. 2026. All editions final. A clean vintage newspaper lockup for readers, editors, and anyone who has ever muttered “what a circus” at a headline.
The Daily Buffoon — Newspaper Masthead Baby & Kids T-Shirt
by The Daily Buffoon
$13 $19
Description: A monochrome representation of Karl Pilkington's head, rendered in a cartoony style, enclosed within concentric circles. The text "Karl Pilkington" curves above the portrait, and "Little Round Headed Buffoon" curves below.
Karl Pilkington Little Round Headed Buffoon Portrait Socks
by STEPHEN CHOU STD
$14 $20
Description: Cat Clown,Cat Joker,Cat Miaw Lover for Pet Lovers is a cute and colorful design, perfect for girls, women and ladies who love their cats. It can also be given as a Birthday gift to your best friend and girlfriend who also love cute cats made in Watercolor Arts. Design is also fitting for National Cat Lady Day. Grab this design now.