Butt Hair Merch

Description: A brutally honest and hilariously motivational take on resilience. Sometimes, life throws the worst at you, and the best way to handle it is with a laugh. Wear this as a quirky reminder that if you can get through anything, you can certainly handle whatever the day brings.

Description: Your Butt Hair Survives Shitty Situations, You Will Too

Description: Your Butt Hair Survives Shitty Situations, You Will Too

Description: Your Butt Hair Survives Shitty Situations You Will Too

Description: Your Butt Hair Survives Shitty Situations You Will Too Funny Joke

Description: Your Butt Hair Survives Shitty Situations You Will Too Funny Joke

Description: Please do not disturb me while I groom my bottom hole. Thank you.

Description: Cute design of a grey cat's butt

Description: Step back in time and relive 80's classic rock nostalgia with our "Raised on 80's Rock: Funny Vintage Boom Box and Cassette Tape" tee! This funny boombox and cassette tape tee sports the timeless caption 'Raised on 80's Rock.' Are you a 1980's rock and roll lover seeking to cherish past memories? This humorous vintage throwback celebrates an era of timeless 80's rock classics, capturing the spirit of glam rock, butt rock, hair metal, power ballads, and pop culture. Get yours today and let the world know that you were raised on eighties music rock anthems.

Description: Guess What Chicken Butt

Description: Buttface Trump t shirts, mugs, and stickers

Description: Your dream is a fart from a butt! Give it up! Uttered while watching an episode of Grand Designs on which a couple wanted to build a tree house (it wasn't) on a lot nobody wanted them to build on and was home to a grip of protected trees whose roots they couldn't disturb. In fairness they got that shit done and I need to dream bigger. That's the lesson.