Cabbage Patch Kids Merch

Description: It was a dark December day. Mothers we're turning ordinary kitchen utensils into deadly barbaric weapons. Arsenals of tear gas, napalm and Aquanet filled the brightly lit department stores featuring a "limited amount" of these hyper-popular, homely dolls. Blood flowed into the cracks of the linoleum as parents became savage animals in their quest to create the perfect Christmas for their spoiled Gen X children. Thank God there was a surplus of GI Joe figures and Transformers to go around that year.

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Description: Vintage distressed graphic featuring the classic 1980s Cabbage Patch Kid doll face with signature curly yarn hair.

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Description: "Meet Cabbage: My Crunchy Spirit Animal! This unassuming vegetable may seem ordinary, but it holds the secret to my resilient spirit. With its layers of crunch and versatility, cabbage mirrors my inner strength and adaptability. Together, we embrace life's challenges with a crisp, resilient attitude, and like the layers of cabbage, we reveal our true potential one crunchy moment at a time. Join me in celebrating the inspiring journey of self-discovery through the delightful world of cabbage."

Description: Because now a days every modern gamer needs, a Day One Patch Kids.

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Description: Because now a days every modern game needs a Day One Patch Kids

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