Cable Guy Retro Merch

Description: Imagine growing up with TV as your parent: It teaches you how to behave, what's appropriate, and what's healthy in relationships and in life. Scary. That's what happened to Chip, who has Jerry Springer's pop wisdom, sports movies' unbridled machismo, and a soap-operatic view of love. In other words, he's a sociopath. Meanwhile, Steven just wants his cable hooked up. Chip is the tardy and over-the-top guy who hooks him up. Right away, Chip is too familiar, too clingy, and too interested in being Steven's friend. Soon, he's shanghai'ing Steven into a trip up to see the cable satellite and showing up unbidden at a pickup basketball game. He's loud, he quotes too many TV shows and movies, and he has no social skills.

Description: Blending time, bringing nostalgia to life, and creating a timeless style. The Retro T-Shirt “Grunge Spirit” takes you back to iconic eras with a vibrant grunge touch

Description: It's the cable guy!!!!

Description: Purdy up your bonnet…or your next junk sculpture!

Description: A monochrome graphic with the text "NO FEEDBACK ACCEPTED" at the top in distressed block letters. In the center, two speakers flank an audio jack with cables. Below, in cursive script, reads "- Sound Guy". The style is retro and outlined.

Description: A corset lace of cables ending in a serial connector. Minimal industrial cyberpunk. WitchingHour.JP original.

Description: Blending time, bringing nostalgia to life, and creating a timeless style. The Retro T-Shirt “Grunge Spirit” takes you back to iconic eras with a vibrant grunge touch

Description: Great design for any audio tech audiophile who love to bump and drop the beats and bass. Grab it if the sound mixing and audio engineering is your favorite thing to do on the soundboard and you're a king of live mix or sound recorder.