Called In Sick Merch

Description: I called in sick today! Funny comic book style skiving off of work quote

Description: A vibrant comic book style speech bubble with a yellow fill and red outline, containing the bold red text "CALLED IN SICK TODAY" in all caps. Short yellow lines radiate outwards from the bubble against a black background.

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Description: God Called In Sick

Description: Sarcastic typography design featuring the relatable quote 'i'm here but my brain called in sick'. Ideal minimalist text gift for introverts and lazy day humor.

Description: No prophecies, no chaos, just tissues and tea.

Description: A graphic with large white text on a black background. The text is broken into lines with red brushstroke-like accents underneath some lines. The text reads: "SOME DAYS YOU GO TO WORK, SOME DAYS CALL IN SICK & GO CAMPING. IT'S CALLED BALANCE!".

Description: A retro-style graphic depicting a lone angler with a fishing rod by a lake, mountains, and pine trees in the background. Text reads 'BORN TO FISH, FORCED TO WORK...OR AM I?', 'THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY...', 'JUST ONE MORE CAST...', 'GEARED UP FOR ADVENTURE!', 'CALLED IN SICK FOR THIS!', and 'Risk it?'.

Description: Bold white lettering reads "SINCE I RETIRED, I HAVEN’T CALLED IN SICK ONCE." with hand-drawn underline accents for a witty workplace punchline. A fun pick for retirees, retirement parties, retirement gifts, senior humor, or anyone celebrating retirement life.