Captain Smith Merch
Description: A stylized depiction of Captain Smith of the RMS Titanic, arms crossed, wearing a dark uniform with gold trim and a white hat. The quote "NO ONE REMEMBERS THE ICEBERGS YOU DIDN'T HIT." is prominently displayed in white text to the left, followed by "CAPTAIN SMITH RMS TITANIC -1912-".
Description: A monochrome portrait features a stern-faced man in a captain's uniform with his arms crossed. To his left, bold white text reads "NO ONE REMEMBERS THE ICEBERGS YOU DIDN'T HIT." Below this quote, "- CAPTAIN SMITH" is written in a smaller font. The style is a stark black and white illustration.
Description: A monochrome portrait of Captain Smith from the RMS Titanic. He wears a formal uniform with medals and a cap. The text "NO ONE REMEMBERS THE ICEBERGS YOU DIDN'T HIT. CAPTAIN SMITH RMS TITANIC 1912" is prominently displayed to the left of his portrait. The style is realistic with bold outlines.
"No One Remembers The Icebergs You Didn't Hit." Captain Smith RMS Titanic 1912 Pillow
by JOKSNESTGAMESS1992
$28
Description: Highlight the thankless reality of crisis prevention with this vintage woodcut engraving of Captain Smith paired with a sharply ironic historical observation. Whether dominating maritime pub trivia or surviving a high-stakes project management meeting where only mistakes get noticed, this darkly philosophical aesthetic speaks volumes. Secure this maritime history buff apparel today and wear the ultimate lesson in risk management.
Description: A monochrome portrait featuring a man in a captain's hat and uniform, adorned with medals. To the left, the quote "NO ONE REMEMBERS THE ICEBERGS YOU DIDN'T HIT." is displayed in bold white lettering, followed by "CAPTAIN EDWARD SMITH" and the year "1923". The background is solid black.
Description: A black background features a detailed depiction of a large passenger liner sailing on choppy waves. The ship has four smokestacks, multiple decks, and numerous windows. The text "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" is prominently displayed above the ship, and "CAPTAIN SMITH TITANIC 1912" is shown below it.
Description: This vintage-inspired design highlights the Captain John Smith Chesapeake National Historic Trail, commemorating the early explorations of the Chesapeake Bay by the famed English explorer. Perfect for history enthusiasts and nature lovers alike, this artwork captures the blend of historical adventure and natural beauty of this significant trail with a nostalgic retro touch.
