Be Like A Tree Cards
Description: What if George Washington took the other path when he chopped down that Cherry Tree. Instead of saying "I Can Not Tell a Lie", Let's say that Little George Washington decides to Lie and he Lies Big. So much so that his ethics and principles have been corrupted for good. As his moral character becomes Bankrupt, his family shuns him and his parents boot him onto the streets. Washington finds an alternate way of life... The life of a pirate. He eventually becomes America's Founding Pirate Father and the country becomes a Super Power by plundering the resources of other nations around the world.
Description: If you get treated like a mushroom you know exactly what this is all about. You;re sure to get a reaction with this. You'll get laughs, maybe some sympathy and for sure your friends will want one.
I must be a mushroom keep me in the dark feed me bullshit Card
by pickledpossums
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Out Here Lookin Like A Snack Cup & Bag Christmas Tree Cake Stanley Tumbler Belt Boojee
Out Here Lookin Like A Snack Cup & Bag Christmas Tree Cake Stanley Tumbler Belt Boojee Card
by MHTee
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A Dad Like Me Is Hard To Find T-Shirt - Men & Women's Unisex Graphic Tee - Vintage Bigfoot Dad Shirt - Funny Father Shirt - Dad To Be Shirt
A Dad Like Me Is Hard To Find T-Shirt - Men & Women's Unisex Graphic Tee - Vintage Bigfoot Dad Shirt - Funny Father Shirt - Dad To Be Shirt Card
by Mandala Maze
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Consider this fair warning: extreme weather warning for anyone who crosses the line! Features the delightfully explosive quote "I Like To Think Of Myself As A Natural Disaster If You Really Piss Me Off Naturally There Will Be A Disaster." A perfect gift for fiery personalities, sassy friends, brutally honest loved ones, or anyone whose rage is truly an act of nature!
I Like To Think Of Myself As A Natural Disaster If You Really Piss Me Off Naturally There Will Be A Disaster Card
by Korama
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Spread good vibes and a dose of clever chemistry humor with this uplifting T-shirt that says, "Be like a Proton: Positive even when surrounded by negatives." Featuring a charming atomic design, this tee provides an instant mood lift by reminding you to maintain your positivity no matter what negativity or challenges orbit around you. Perfect for science enthusiasts, optimists, or anyone looking to stay upbeat despite life's challenges—because sometimes, a little physics-inspired positivity is exactly the energy boost you need!
Be like a Proton: Positive Even When Surrounded by Negatives. Card
by BeTheFirstToWear
$5.00 $6.00
Funny Math Teacher - Be Like Subtraction and Make A Difference Gift Card
by Horro_zoo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A high-contrast black and white text graphic featuring the definition of 'ATHLETIC TRAINER' in large, bold, white, blocky letters on a solid black background, with a smaller, lighter font below describing the role humorously as a person who says, 'Take a lap,' and somehow be it sound like medicine.
ATHLETIC TRAINER (noun) a person who says, “Take a lap,” and somehow be it sound like medicine. Card
by RIO BRIAN AMIGOS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny and sarcastic fitness typography design featuring “If You Run Like Your Mouth You'd Be In A Good Shape.” Perfect for gym lovers, fitness enthusiasts, runners, sarcastic humor fans, and anyone who enjoys witty jokes about talking big and staying in shape.
If You Run Like Your Mouth You'd Be In A Good Shape Card
by OddNest Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny and sarcastic fitness typography design featuring “If You Run Like Your Mouth You'd Be In A Good Shape.” Perfect for gym lovers, fitness enthusiasts, runners, sarcastic humor fans, and anyone who enjoys witty jokes about talking big and staying in shape.
If You Run Like Your Mouth You'd Be In A Good Shape Card
by OddNest Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny and sarcastic fitness typography design featuring “If You Run Like Your Mouth You'd Be In A Good Shape.” Perfect for gym lovers, fitness enthusiasts, runners, sarcastic humor fans, and anyone who enjoys witty jokes about talking big and staying in shape.
If You Run Like Your Mouth You'd Be In A Good Shape Card
by OddNest Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny and sarcastic fitness typography design featuring “If You Run Like Your Mouth You'd Be In A Good Shape.” Perfect for gym lovers, fitness enthusiasts, runners, sarcastic humor fans, and anyone who enjoys witty jokes about talking big and staying in shape.
If You Run Like Your Mouth You'd Be In A Good Shape Card
by OddNest Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Colorful design featuring a tree of sign language hands with the inspiring message "Be Kind." Perfect gift for ASL interpreters, teachers, deaf awareness advocates, and anyone spreading kindness and inclusion.
In A World Where You Can Be Anything Be Kind Sign Language Tree Design Card
by cobiepacior
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A monochrome depiction of an atom with electrons orbiting a nucleus containing a plus symbol. The text reads "BE LIKE A PROTON:" at the top and "POSITIVE" prominently below the atom. A smaller line of text at the bottom states "EVEN WHEN SURROUNDED BY NEGATIVES".
Be Like A Proton Positive Even When Surrounded By Negatives Atom Card
by liquiditynationsquad
$5.00 $6.00
Stay grounded keep growing and know when to let go Card
by uniqueversion
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Buy "Just Checked My Calendar It Looks Like I Won't Be Giving A" now! Many color choices for the print are available including glitter and regular font. Add your selection in the personalization section. Each item is made to order, therefore there may be a slight difference in positioning or size of the design than the one pictured. Click our store "Animal Happies" for more designs and style options.
Just Checked My Calendar It Looks Like I Won't Be Giving A Card
by Animal Happies
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Buy "Forget Two Peas In A Pod I And My Sister Are More Like Two Nuts In A Tree" now! You will become The Focus Of Attention when you wear our Shirts. Our designs are clever, trendy, and perfect for you! We are so confident in our shirts brightening up your day. Click our store "JakeEcoArtCreations" for more designs and style options.
Forget Two Peas In A Pod I And My Sister Are More Like Two Nuts In A Tree Card
by JakeEcoArtCreations
$5.00 $6.00
I Feel Like A Lot Of My Problems Would Be Solved Card
by bagasxyndronia
$5.00 $6.00
No I Will Not Be On Time, Yes I Will Smell Like Weed A Little Bit. Card
by Lina Hiba Active
$5.00 $6.00
No I Will Not Be On Time, Yes I Will Smell Like Weed A Little Bit. Card
by Hanida Fahd
$5.00 $6.00
No I Will Not Be On Time, Yes I Will Smell Like Weed A Little Bit. Card
by Hanida Fahd
$5.00 $6.00
No I Will Not Be On Time, Yes I Will Smell Like Weed A Little Bit. Card
by Lina Hiba Active
$5.00 $6.00
Funny I Identify As A Potato I Like To Be Baked & Smashed Funny Card
by Kimonobi
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A humorous design on a black background featuring large white and beige text with a distressed texture. Below the text is a cartoon brown bear with an angry expression, arms crossed. The text reads: PEOPLE BE LIKE Bear With Me AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A BEAR WITH THEM!.
PEOPLE BE LIKE Bear With Me AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A BEAR WITH THEM! Card
by antoniolero
$5.00 $6.00
Looking Like A Whole Snack Christmas Tree Cakes Ugly Xmas Card
by lucky double 6
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A puzzle is easier when the picture on the box is sitting right there. Without it, every piece becomes suspicious, and even the corners need investigation. You connect two pieces, decide they belong together, then change your mind and start staring at the rest as if they might reveal the answer. The funny part is continuing with confidence while having absolutely no idea what the finished result is supposed to look like. Maybe that piece belongs there. Maybe it does not. Either way, you keep trying different combinations, hoping something eventually starts making sense. Then one section suddenly looks promising, which creates a brief moment of confidence before another piece refuses to cooperate. At least the puzzle is getting attention.
My mind is like a puzzle where I've lost the box and I'm not sure what the picture is supposed to be Card
by englishlearning
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Be strong like a tree. Rooted, grounded, and built to lift. This handprint art design features a barbell tree with dumbbell roots for gym rats, nature lovers, and outdoor athletes who train hard. Motivational fitness shirt for strength training.
Strong Like A Tree - Barbell Tree Gym Shirt Card
by Lift and Life Active studio
$5.00 $6.00