Centrifuge Cards

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Description: Unique retro vintage blueprint patent application diagram of hand operated centrifuge molecular biology biotechnology biochemistry science teacher laboratory geek graphic design. Funny centrifuge, patent, patents, teacher, chemistry, chemist, STEM, student, lab technician, future scientist, science lover gifts and geek researcher gift ideas for science fair nerd, microbiologist, scientists, men, women and kids.

Description: It was a normal shift. There was a specimen. There was a centrifuge. There was a phone call. “Sorry, We Centrifuged the Patient.” is the definitive statement of clinical lab absurdism — the moment when the chaos of specimen processing exceeds any reasonable explanation and the only honest answer is the one that makes no sense and perfect sense simultaneously.

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