Chew Cards
Description: A great design for anyone who's easily annoyed by the sound of chewing or loud eaters. This sarcastic style is perfect for misophonia awareness or just a bit of gentle humor at the dinner table. Ready to make a subtle statement about dining etiquette? Ideal style for introverts or people who simply enjoy quiet. This minimalist vintage look makes an excellent present for a friend, family member, or coworker with a refined, dry sense of humor. Great for daily wear or social gatherings.
Please Chew Quieter Funny Introvert Quietness Silence Lover Card
by Valhalla Warrior
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A Home Run of Chaos and Flavor! Step up to the plate with Mac and Charlie in this grand-slam spoof that blends America's pastime with Philly's favorite degenerates. Whether you're plotting schemes or just loitering in Paddy's Pub, this shredded bubblegum packs more punch than a wild pitch from The Gang. Warning: May cause spontaneous rum-ham cravings.
Big League Chew: It's Always Chewin' in Philadelphia Card
by shitposthero
$5.00 $6.00
Please Chew Quieter Bird Christmas Funny Novelty Card
by ArtifyGraphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A witty vintage-style design featuring a calm forest bird and the phrase “Please Chew Quieter.” Perfect for introverts, nature lovers, bird watchers, and anyone with a refined sense of humor.
Please Chew Quieter Bird Christmas Funny Novelty Card
by ArtByJennieBakers
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show your inner strength with this motivational design. Perfect for resilient people who overcome adversity. Featuring the quote Life Tried To Chew Me Up And Spit Me Out But I'm Built Like Corn.
Life Tried To Chew Me Up And Spit Me Out But I'm Built Like Corn Resilient Motivational Quote For Strong People Card
by PixeCraft
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Life Tried To Chew Me Up And Spit Me Out, But I'm Built Like Corn Funny Resilience Quote For Tough Survivors Overcoming Life Challenges.
Life Tried To Chew Me Up And Spit Me Out, But I'm Built Like Corn Funny Resilience Quote Tough Survivor Card
by PixeCraft
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Express your resilience and tough humor with this motivational design. Perfect for survivors and strong individuals who overcome adversity. Featuring the quote: Life Tried To Chew Me Up And Sh*t Me Out, But I'm Built Like Corn.
Life Tried To Chew Me Up And Sh*t Me Out, But I'm Built Like Corn Funny Resilience Quote Survivor Card
by DotLetter Pals
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Hannibal Chew was designer of replicant eyes for the Tyrell Corporation. His work included the eyes of Roy Batty and Leon Kowalski. In November 2019, while working, Roy and Leon entered his workstation. At first, he was merely angered and shouted at them that it was illegal for them to enter, but he soon learned that they were replicants, as they were unaffected by the frozen conditions of his lab. Leon ripped open Chew's jacket, exposing him to the cold and interrogated him while he froze. Roy and Leon found out from him that J.F. Sebastian could get them into Eldon Tyrell's inner sanctum.
Description: Show off your resilient and humorous side with this unique design. Perfect for anyone who loves funny corn memes, sarcastic quotes, and keeping it real. Whether you're a fan of farming humor or just appreciate a good laugh about life's challenges, this design captures that tough, down-to-earth energy perfectly.
Built Like Corn - Life Tried To Chew Me Up And Sh*t Me Out, But I'm Built Like Corn Card
by Fire at the Furthes
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace life's ups and downs with a bit of humor. This design is perfect for anyone who keeps moving forward, no matter what challenges come their way. If you appreciate witty, sarcastic sayings that speak the truth about resilience, this graphic is for you.
Funny Sarcastic Quote - Life Tried To Chew Me Up & Shit Me Out But I'm Built Like Corn Card
by Fire at the Furthes
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Design features the humorous quote Life Tried To Chew Me Up And Shit Me Out, But I'm Built Like Corn.
Life Tried To Chew Me Up And Shit Me Out But I'm Built Like Corn Card
by Fire at the Furthes
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Chaotic caffeine energy in design form. This funny burnout meme design is perfect for tired humans, overstimulated office workers, gamers, coffee addicts, ADHD meme lovers, and anyone surviving on caffeine and bad decisions. Bold distressed typography mixed with electric-inspired graphics creates the perfect funny shirt, sticker, mug, or gamer setup accessory.
Caffeine Isn’t Enough I Need To Chew On A Power Cord Funny Burnout Meme Design Card
by nim
$5.00 $6.00
Please Chew Quieter Bird Christmas Funny Novelty Card
by ArtifyGraphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Un design doté d'un humour décalé et résilient, illustré par un style vintage.
Life Tried To Chew Me Up But Im Built Like Corn Funny Sarcastic Tee Card
by Art.Blade
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A humorous design for anyone who has survived tough times with a stubborn attitude.
Life Tried To Chew Me Up And Sh't Me Out But I'm Built Like Card
by NatKy
$5.00 $6.00