Chew Merch
Description: A Home Run of Chaos and Flavor! Step up to the plate with Mac and Charlie in this grand-slam spoof that blends America's pastime with Philly's favorite degenerates. Whether you're plotting schemes or just loitering in Paddy's Pub, this shredded bubblegum packs more punch than a wild pitch from The Gang. Warning: May cause spontaneous rum-ham cravings.
Description: Hannibal Chew was designer of replicant eyes for the Tyrell Corporation. His work included the eyes of Roy Batty and Leon Kowalski. In November 2019, while working, Roy and Leon entered his workstation. At first, he was merely angered and shouted at them that it was illegal for them to enter, but he soon learned that they were replicants, as they were unaffected by the frozen conditions of his lab. Leon ripped open Chew's jacket, exposing him to the cold and interrogated him while he froze. Roy and Leon found out from him that J.F. Sebastian could get them into Eldon Tyrell's inner sanctum.
Description: Chaotic caffeine energy in design form. This funny burnout meme design is perfect for tired humans, overstimulated office workers, gamers, coffee addicts, ADHD meme lovers, and anyone surviving on caffeine and bad decisions. Bold distressed typography mixed with electric-inspired graphics creates the perfect funny shirt, sticker, mug, or gamer setup accessory.
