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Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can't see Card

Description: Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can't see

Tags: irony, sarcastic, sometimes when i close my eyes, humorous, close my eyes

Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can't see Card

by Word and Saying

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Too Close Card
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Description: If you're reading this, please step back

Tags: 6 feet, 6 feet away, step away, social distancing, funny

Too Close Card

by Me And The Moon

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Too Close Card
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Description: If you're reading this, please step back

Tags: black and white, distance, funny, get away, reading this

Too Close Card

by Me And The Moon

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Close But No Cigar Card

Description: great gift

Tags: cigar saying, cigar pun, cigar idiom, cigar, new cigar

Close But No Cigar Card

by DANPUBLIC

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Honeys Play Me Close Like Butter Played Toast Card

Description: Honeys play me close like butter played toast. It’s all good baby baby.

Tags: biggie, biggie smalls, butter played toast, east coast, east coast hip hop

Honeys Play Me Close Like Butter Played Toast Card

by Studio Bankai

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Close Enough Club Card

Description: A funny, relatable design for perfectionists, procrastinators, DIY enthusiasts, makers, students, and anyone who knows that sometimes close enough is exactly enough.

Tags: anti perfection, casual lifestyle, chill vibes, funny quote, good enough

Close Enough Club Card

by FightForFuture

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If You Can Read This You're Too Close Introvert Funny Card
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Description: If you can read this, you're too close. Blackletter warning for introverts. WitchingHour.JP original.

Tags: antisocial, attitude, back off, blackletter, dark humor

If You Can Read This You're Too Close Introvert Funny Card

by WitchingHourJP

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We Heard There Were Cookies Funny Vintage Christmas Geese Close-Up With Lights Santa Hat And Gingerbread Man Tee Card

Description: We heard there were cookies! Three curious geese stretch their necks in for the holiday treats: one tangled in twinkling Christmas lights, one in a Santa hat and one caught with a gingerbread man in its beak. A funny vintage-style design for goose lovers, cookie bakers and anyone who follows the sweet smell to the kitchen. Perfect for cookie swaps, holiday baking, Christmas parties and family gatherings.

Tags: christmas, christmas goose, christmas lights, family christmas, funny christmas
You can't buy Happiness but you can buy Tennis Balls - and that's pretty close - Funny Quote - Black Text Card
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Description: You can't buy Happiness but you can buy Tennis Balls - and that's pretty close - Funny Quote - Black Text

Tags: comedy, entertainment, fun, funny, funny quote
You can't buy Happiness but you can buy Tennis Balls - and that's pretty close - Funny Quote - White Text Card
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Description: You can't buy Happiness but you can buy Tennis Balls - and that's pretty close - Funny Quote - White Text

Tags: comedy, entertainment, fun, funny, funny quote
Nobody Is Perfect But If You Can Play Trombone You're Pretty Close Funny Musician Gift Shirt Card

Description: Funny design celebrating trombone players and their unmatched skill. A great gift for band members, music students, or trombone lovers, perfect for birthdays, graduations, or band recitals.

Tags: band musician funny gift, funny music teacher gift, funny trombone musician gift, marching band trombone gift idea, trombone lover birthday gift
Nic Cage Close Up Card
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Description: Nic Cage Close Up

Tags: cage, funny, humor, joke, meme

Nic Cage Close Up Card

by sh_clicks

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Clear To Close Just Kidding Underwriting Funny Real Estate Card

Description: Clear To Close Just Kidding Underwriting Funny Real Estate

Tags: closing day gag, loan officer, mortgage professional, property, real estate humor

Clear To Close Just Kidding Underwriting Funny Real Estate Card

by Flesh and Blood Group

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Dont Stand So Close To Me Funny Introvert Sarcastic Humor Card

Description: Dont Stand So Close To Me Funny Introvert Sarcastic Humor

Tags: anti social, funny quote, introvert, introverted, ironic

Dont Stand So Close To Me Funny Introvert Sarcastic Humor Card

by Mandegraph

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Sometimes. When I Close My Eyes. I Can't See. Funny Humor Sarcastic Quote Witty Saying Card

Description: Sometimes. When I Close My Eyes. I Can't See. A funny humor quote for sarcastic people and witty individuals who appreciate clever sayings and observational humor.

Tags: clever joke, dry humor, funny, funny gift, funny quote
Keep Your Friends Close And Your Pizza Closer - Funny Pizza Card

Description: Keep Your Friends Close And Your Pizza Closer

Tags: deep dish pizza, food humor, food lover, foodie gift, hawaiian pizza

Keep Your Friends Close And Your Pizza Closer - Funny Pizza Card

by Adiwcasto

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Sometimes. When I Close My Eyes. I Can't See. Funny Quote Humor Sarcastic Saying Card
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Description: This design features the quote Sometimes. When I Close My Eyes. I Can't See. A funny quote for humor lovers and sarcastic people looking for a relatable saying.

Tags: comedy, funny gifts, funny saying, humor, humor lover

Sometimes. When I Close My Eyes. I Can't See. Funny Quote Humor Sarcastic Saying Card

by Funny Animal Kings

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If you can read this you're too close Card

Description: Stand back! Why are you standing so close to me???

Tags: if you can read this you are too close, if you can read this, funny quote, funny gift, if you can read this you are too closes

If you can read this you're too close Card

by Great North American Button Emporium

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Godfather keep your friends close funny Christmas vintage retro nostalgia Christmas classic movie Card

Description: Godfather keep your friends close but your Christmas gifts closer funny Christmas classic vintage gift , retro nostalgic

Tags: 70s movies, 80s kid, christmas gift, christmas humor, christmas movie
No Cigar Prohibition Sign Burning Cigar Visual Pun Funny Idiom Close But No Cigar Humor Card
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Description: A lit cigar with a red-and-cream band and a glowing ash tip lies diagonally behind a bold red prohibition slash, turning the idiom "Close But No Cigar" into a literal no-cigar sign. Smooth, witty and built for anyone who loves a visual pun and a near miss. A fun pick for cigar lovers, vintage carnival fans, idiom lovers, punsters and anyone who just missed the prize.

Tags: burning cigar art, cigar lover gift ideas, close but no cigar, funny idiom graphic, game show humor
Bricklayer Not A Real Hero But Close Enough Card

Description: Bricklayer Not A Real Hero But Close Enough

Tags: bricklayer, construction, funny saying, gi, heroic

Bricklayer Not A Real Hero But Close Enough Card

by Beben Studio Illustration

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Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Can't See Card

Description: Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Can't See

Tags: funny, funny meme, funny sarcasm, funny sayings, humorous

Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Can't See Card

by Schmeler Hammes

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Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Can't See Card

Description: Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Can't See

Tags: funny, funny meme, funny sarcasm, funny sayings, humorous

Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Can't See Card

by Schmeler Hammes

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Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Can't See Card

Description: Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Can't See

Tags: funny, funny meme, funny sarcasm, funny sayings, humorous

Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Can't See Card

by Schmeler Hammes

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Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Can't See Card

Description: Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Can't See

Tags: funny, funny meme, funny sarcasm, funny sayings, humorous

Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Can't See Card

by Schmeler Hammes

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Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Can't See Card

Description: Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Can't See

Tags: funny, funny meme, funny sarcasm, funny sayings, humorous

Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Can't See Card

by Schmeler Hammes

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Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Can't See Card

Description: Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Can't See

Tags: funny, funny meme, funny sarcasm, funny sayings, humorous

Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Can't See Card

by Schmeler Hammes

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I Survived Year-End Close 2026 - Funny Accountant CPA Card

Description: Distressed retro typography reading "I Survived Year-End Close 2026." A relatable occupational humor design for accountants, CPAs, bookkeepers, auditors, and finance teams who reconcile every last spreadsheet before the deadline.

Tags: accounting department, accounts payable, audit season survivor, balance sheet humor, bookkeeper gift

I Survived Year-End Close 2026 - Funny Accountant CPA Card

by Vibrelle

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If You Can Read This You’re Fishing Too Close Funny Fishing Quote Card

Description: Claim your space on the water with this hilarious "If You Can Read This You’re Fishing Too Close" design! Featuring a detailed, high-contrast illustration of a largemouth bass leaping for a hook, this graphic is a must-have for anglers, fishermen, and outdoorsmen who value their peace and quiet at the secret fishing hole. Whether you're out on the lake, the river, or the deep sea, this witty design perfectly captures the protective spirit of a true fisherman. A fantastic gift for Father's Day, birthdays, or for your favorite fishing buddy who just wants a little elbow room!

Tags: bass fishing, dad fishing, fathers day, fathers day gift, fisherman

If You Can Read This You’re Fishing Too Close Funny Fishing Quote Card

by Chroma Blast Studio

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I Farted That's As Close To Me Giving A Shit Funny Fart Tee Card
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Description: I Farted That's As Close To Me Giving A Shjt Funny Fart Tee

Tags: fart, fart loading, fart range, farted, farter

I Farted That's As Close To Me Giving A Shit Funny Fart Tee Card

by FISHBALLCOMIC

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Sometimes  When I Close My Eyes I Cant See - White Ink Card

Description: When I Close My Eyes I Cant See

Tags: funny, funny meme, funny sarcasm, funny sayings, humorous

Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Cant See - White Ink Card

by FolkaPolka Music

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Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Cant See - Black Ink Card

Description: When I Close My Eyes I Cant See

Tags: funny, funny meme, funny sarcasm, funny sayings, humorous

Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Cant See - Black Ink Card

by FolkaPolka Music

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Sometimes-when-I-close-my-eyes-I-cant-see Card

Description: Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can't see

Tags: funny, funny meme, funny sarcasm, funny sayings, funnytee

Sometimes-when-I-close-my-eyes-I-cant-see Card

by cibirupic

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I won't be ignored Card
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Description: Alejandro Mogollo Art

Tags: 80s, 90s, fatal attraction, funny gift, funny quote

I won't be ignored Card

by Alejandro Mogollo Art

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I'm So Close To Bee Perfect Funny Sarcastic Bee Pun Card

Description: Get ready to turn heads and spark laughs with this hilarious bee pun graphic. Perfect for perfectionists, sarcasm lovers, and anyone who embraces their witty, flawed, yet nearly flawless self!

Tags: animal pun, bee lover, bee puns, confidence, cute bee

I'm So Close To Bee Perfect Funny Sarcastic Bee Pun Card

by NomiCrafts

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If You Can Read This You’re Fishing Too Close Retro Funny Card

Description: Funny fishing quote design with a retro vibe.

Tags: bass fishing, fishing, fishing dad, fishing gift, fishing grandpa

If You Can Read This You’re Fishing Too Close Retro Funny Card

by PunnyBrew Studio

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