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If You Can Read This, You Are Too Close Phone Case
by Bahaya Ta Podcast
$17 $23
Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can't see Posters and Art
by Word and Saying
$10 $14
Honeys Play Me Close Like Butter Played Toast Sticker
by Studio Bankai
$3.00 $3.50
Description: You can't buy Happiness but you can buy Tennis Balls - and that's pretty close - Funny Quote - Black Text
You can't buy Happiness but you can buy Tennis Balls - and that's pretty close - Funny Quote - Black Text Tote
by DesignWood-Sport
$14 $20
Description: You can't buy Happiness but you can buy Tennis Balls - and that's pretty close - Funny Quote - White Text
You can't buy Happiness but you can buy Tennis Balls - and that's pretty close - Funny Quote - White Text Hoodie
by DesignWood-Sport
$32 $42
Description: A sarcastic eye-test graphic that tells nearby readers they are probably standing too close and should back up. A clever design for introverts, personal-space advocates, eye-care professionals, and fans of dry humor.
If You Can Read This We Are Standing Too Close Shorts
by KUH-WAI-EE
$21 $27
Description: Funny design celebrating trombone players and their unmatched skill. A great gift for band members, music students, or trombone lovers, perfect for birthdays, graduations, or band recitals.
Nobody Is Perfect But If You Can Play Trombone You're Pretty Close Funny Musician Gift Shirt Posters and Art
by Stanley Elbananey
$10 $14
Description: A clever coffee lover’s twist on the classic eye chart! This funny Snellen-inspired design starts with “If You Can Read This” and gets smaller until the real message appears: you’re close enough for coffee. Perfect for coffee addicts, caffeine lovers, baristas, coworkers, and anyone who needs coffee before they can see clearly. Great gift idea for coffee lovers, office workers, caffeine enthusiasts, and fans of clever typography and vintage-inspired humor.
Coffee Eye Chart Funny T-Shirt – If You Can Read This, You’re Close Enough for Coffee Kids Hoodie
by Velmora Art Studio
$26 $36
Clear To Close Just Kidding Underwriting Funny Real Estate Mug
by Flesh and Blood Group
$13 $18
Dont Stand So Close To Me Funny Introvert Sarcastic Humor Tapestry
by Mandegraph
$23 $30
Description: Sometimes. When I Close My Eyes. I Can't See. A funny humor quote for sarcastic people and witty individuals who appreciate clever sayings and observational humor.
Sometimes. When I Close My Eyes. I Can't See. Funny Humor Sarcastic Quote Witty Saying Tapestry
by Funny Animal Kings
$23 $30
Keep Your Friends Close And Your Pizza Closer - Funny Pizza Posters and Art
by Adiwcasto
$10 $14
Description: This design features the quote Sometimes. When I Close My Eyes. I Can't See. A funny quote for humor lovers and sarcastic people looking for a relatable saying.
Sometimes. When I Close My Eyes. I Can't See. Funny Quote Humor Sarcastic Saying Kids Hoodie
by Funny Animal Kings
$26 $36
Description: The Godfather keep your friends close but your Christmas gifts closer funny Christmas classic vintage gift , retro nostalgic
The Godfather keep your friends close funny Christmas vintage retro nostalgia Christmas classic movie Hoodie
by DarkWave
$32 $42
If you can read this you're too close Posters and Art
by Great North American Button Emporium
$10 $14
Bricklayer Not A Real Hero But Close Enough Mug
by Beben Studio Illustration
$13 $18
sometimes, when i close my eyes i can't see Kids Hoodie
by CosmicEquine Art
$26 $36
sometimes, when i close my eyes i can't see Pillow
by CosmicEquine Art
$23 $28
I Farted That's As Close To Me Giving A Shit Funny Fart Tee Hat
by FISHBALLCOMIC
$12 $19
Description: Get ready to turn heads and spark laughs with this hilarious bee pun graphic. Perfect for perfectionists, sarcasm lovers, and anyone who embraces their witty, flawed, yet nearly flawless self!
I'm So Close To Bee Perfect Funny Sarcastic Bee Pun Shorts
by NomiCrafts
$21 $27
Description: Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see. A classic dad joke that turns an obvious observation into a perfectly ridiculous punchline. This playful quote leans into silly humor and the kind of intentionally dumb joke that somehow makes people laugh anyway. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys dad jokes and ridiculous humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas.
Fathers Day Funny Sometimes When I Close My Eyes I Cant See Posters and Art
by exborn
$10 $14
If You Can Read This You’re Fishing Too Close Retro Funny Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by PunnyBrew Studio
$16 $24
If You're Reading This You're Too Close she has a boyfriend Tapestry
by mdr design 23
$23 $30
If You're Reading This You're Too Close she has a boyfriend Tank Top
by mdr design 23
$16 $21
Description: This funny Leo zodiac t-shirt features a geometric sacred lion design with the witty slogan "I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Leo, So Close Enough." Designed in white to stand out on black apparel, this humorous shirt makes a perfect birthday gift for confident Leo fans with a sense of humor.
I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Leo So Close Enough Shirt Pillow
by Happy Life Gifts
$23 $28
Description: So close... again. This “Almost Won Again” fantasy football design is perfect for managers who keep losing heartbreakers by a few points every week. Great for league losers, bad luck teams, Sacko contenders, and fantasy football fail humor.
Almost Won Again – Funny Fantasy Football Close Loss Loser Socks
by Last Place Legend
$14 $20
Close Encounters Of The 420th Kind (II) Crewneck Sweatshirt
by simmerika
$28 $35
Description: You're Too Close expresses a clear boundary for introverts and personal space advocates. Perfect for those who appreciate social distancing humor and value their quiet space.
You're Too Close Funny Introvert Personal Space Social Distancing Warning Hoodie
by Belio
$32 $42
