Contraption Cards
Contraption King / recumbent trike gift idea / recumbent lover present Card
by Anodyle
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A close-up portrait of a man wearing thick-rimmed glasses and a complex mechanical contraption on his head, adorned with wires and lights. The text "Indod Inteet Uremy Doep Sstad" is curved around the lower half of the man's head in white lettering against a black background.
Man with Mechanical Headgear 'Indod Inteet Uremy Doep Sstad' Card
by Remisova illustrator
$5.00 $6.00
Marilyn Nonken Feldman Edition 14: Complete Music for Cello & Piano Card
by wiswisna
$5.00 $6.00
Marilyn Nonken Epigram + Evolution: Complete Piano Works Card
by wiswisna
$5.00 $6.00
Description: While it’s true that Naturally Occurring Witches are most desirable, if you should find yourself in need of a witch and none are handy, you may want to consider the Random Witch Generator. Simply affix to a large pumpkin, pour in a capful of Witch Starter ™, calibrate the gauges, wind the key and stand well back. Very well back. Really. Expect chugging, shuddering, some green and purple smoke and an enormous bbbBBLOORRrttt! And there you have it: in this case a thankfully small and conventional witch accessorized with a seriously annoyed familiar. Should anything resembling a 400 pound slimy Spite Witch emerge, our recommendation would be to flee immediately while keeping in mind that Magic Co. accepts no liability for unfortunate o...