Cooked Cards

Description: I've cooked for men I should have poisoned. So yea, I have self control design

Description: A tongue-in-cheek cooking joke that brings humor to the chaos of the kitchen.

Description: This sarcastic design is ideal for chefs and cooks who enjoy sharp, ironic kitchen humor.

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Description: Buy "I've Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes Yes I Have Self Control" now! Our designs are clever, trendy, and perfect for you! We are so confident in our shirts brightening up your day. Click our store "Splinter Vision" for more designs and style options.

Description: This retro-style t-shirt design features an exhausted slime mascot working a chaotic “Support Hotline,” blending internet burnout humor with vintage fantasy-guild branding and distressed typography.

Description: This gritty fantasy kitchen-crew design features a skull-faced chef mascot flipping a flaming disaster meal under the bold slogan “Cooked Beyond Repair,” blending dungeon-crawler humor with vintage restaurant branding.

Description: A playful yet edgy food joke celebrating the sarcastic side of cooking culture.

Description: A bold food joke design perfect for anyone who loves dark humor mixed with kitchen life.

Description: an illustration of cooked ketupat halved in flat cartoon style

Description: As a last-minute Christmas stocking stuffer, holiday office party gift, white elephant gag gift exchange, Father's or Mother's Day memento, graduation or appreciation day moment, or any time of year or season to celebrate someone special.

Description: Honor the emotional warmth of home cooking with this vintage-inspired cooked with memory illustration. Designed for home cooks, family bakers, and recipe collectors who cook from the heart. Makes a heartwarming gift for grandmas, mothers, and passionate food lovers.

Description: A cute turkey wearing glasses and a bandana with a funny Thanksgiving quote. Perfect for anyone who loves humor and holi

Description: Looking for the perfect gift for a pizza lover or a dog mom? This adorable Bichon Frise (or Poodle) puppy chef is tossing dough in an authentic Italian kitchen to make something absolutely TASTY! Perfect for foodies, bakers, and dog enthusiasts who appreciate cute kawaii cartoon art.

Description: OMG You Guys We're Cooked Snowman

Description: For everyone that knows the therapeutic power of some good oxtail will appreciate this shirt. Perfect gift for oxtail lovers, soul food addicts, caribbean food enthusiasts. Enjoy.

Description: Linguine!

Description: For all those who can use some Oxtail to treat their stress and trauma. This oxtail is my therapy shirt is for you. All soul food and caribbean food lovers know how this meal hits the spot and comforts you through hard times. Add some rice and peas with a little plantain on the side and you are set my friends. Enjoy.

Description: For true oxtail lovers, happiness starts with a steaming pot of tender, slow-cooked oxtail. This fun Caribbean food design is perfect for Jamaican food fans, home cooks, foodies, chefs, and anyone who can’t resist a plate of rich, flavorful oxtail. A great gift for Caribbean culture lovers, island food enthusiasts, and anyone who knows that good oxtail makes every day better.

Description: For those who know that oxtail is more than a meal—it’s a tradition. Perfect for Caribbean food lovers, soul food fans, home cooks, foodies, and anyone who appreciates slow-cooked comfort food and authentic island flavors.

Description: A funny sloth cooking design perfect for chefs, foodies, grill masters, and anyone who takes their time in the kitchen. Featuring a relaxed sloth stirring a pot of food while embracing the art of slow cooking everything. Great for restaurant workers, home cooks, BBQ lovers, and fans of sarcastic food humor. Makes a fun gift for chefs, bakers, coworkers, or anyone serving meals at sloth speed.

Description: Celebrate bowfishing with this humorous and unique graphic. Perfect for outdoor enthusiasts who enjoy a good catch and a funny saying. Express your passion for the angling lifestyle.

Description: One of the most confusing koans to ever come out of Stargate!

Description: Featuring a distressed, vintage-style roasted chicken with the popular Gen Z slang text "I'm Cooked." Perfect for anyone who loves internet humor, jokes, and Thanksgiving-themed or foodie streetwear.

Description: Fine Young Cannibals - FYC

Description: If oxtail stew is your favorite comfort food, this design was made for you. Perfect for Jamaican food lovers, Caribbean food enthusiasts, home cooks, foodies, and anyone who grew up enjoying rich, flavorful oxtail stew. A great gift for birthdays, holidays, family gatherings, cookouts, and cultural celebrations.

Description: Show off your tropical tan with this funny "Well Cooked Bali" graphic featuring a flexing, sun-kissed bicep. The ultimate vacation humor design for beach lovers, gym enthusiasts, and anyone who stayed a little too long under the island sun.

Description: Celebrate your love for rich, flavorful Jamaican oxtail with this bold Jamaican Oxtail Is All You Need design. Perfect for Jamaicans, the Caribbean diaspora, Jamaican food lovers, foodies, and anyone who knows a plate of oxtail needs no introduction.

Description: I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Do Have self control

Description: Tag, You're Cooked Funny Relay Race Team Humor

Description: For when you are trying to keep going but you are completely cooked. This retro pop art design features a melting lightbulb, perfectly capturing the feeling of burnout and exhaustion. A funny, trippy, and relatable mood.

Description: Celebrate the holidays with this funny design featuring a hot dog on top of a festive tree.

Description: Bro The Turkey Is Cooked Funny Thanksgiving

Description: For anyone watching the timeline unfold and realizing there may be no coming back from this one.

Description: i'm in the mood for a little dark meat

Description: Chronically Cooked in Red Typography... Chronically Cooked – Woke up tired, lived tired, went to bed tired. Repeat until fully toasted.