Cooked Cards
Description: Add chaotic humor to the holiday season with this funny vintage-styled graphic of a panicked gingerbread man realizing "OMG YOU GUYS WE'RE COOKED". Set against a rustic backdrop of baking sheets, rolling pins, spilled icing, and peppermint candies, this distressed illustration captures classic Christmas baking humor. Perfect for holiday bakers, pastry chefs, teens, and anyone who loves clever seasonal slang puns.
OMG You Guys Were Cooked Funny Gingerbread Baking Card
by LillyPad
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Never Not Funny Producer & Co-host Matt Belknap and his R&D team have created the perfect meal... and now you can proudly wear that concept... cooked the way you want it! Art design by Eliot Hochberg
Never Not Funny - BURGERZA - Cooked Well Done Card
by Never Not Funny - The Jimmy Pardo Podcast
$5.00 $6.00
Cute Baking Cookie Bake Christmas Funny OMG You Guys We're Cooked Card
by Trendixart
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Consuming raw or under cooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, eggs may increase risk of foodborne illness especially if you have certain medical condition
Consuming raw or under cooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, eggs may increase risk of foodborne illness especially if you have certain medical condition Card
by frogwhomp
$5.00 $6.00
Description: What happens when the strongest sorcerer meets the ultimate quack? Introducing Jujutsu Quack-sen: Half-Cooked Edition—a hilarious fusion of limitless power and, well… an undercooked duck. Perfect for anime fans, meme lovers, and anyone who appreciates a little absurdity in their wardrobe. Get yours now and unleash infinity (or just a good laugh)! 🦆✨
Description: A circular emblem with a cream border on a black background. Inside, a plate holds three red sausages. Two small red hearts are positioned on either side of the plate. Text surrounding the emblem reads "TREAT YOURSELF" at the top and "A ROUND OF SAUSAGE" at the bottom.
Treat Yourself A Round of Sausage Festive Emblem Card
by NURUL SHAFIA
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For when you're trying to keep playing but you're just completely cooked. This Japanese manga comic panel design features an American football helmet melting into a puddle, perfectly capturing the feeling of overtime burnout and sports exhaustion. A funny, relatable anime aesthetic design.
Funny Football Overtime Melting Helmet Manga Anime Panel MAY-319 Card
by Animangapoi
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I decorated I cooked I made it nice. Real Housewives Dorinda quote. Great for any Housewife who, like Dorinda, makes a great effort out of any small occasion and then likes to tell everybody about it in a slightly passive aggressive manner. Let all your guests know exactly what you did for them.
I decorated I cooked I made it nice - Real Housewives of New York Dorinda Quote Card
by Hygge
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A graphic featuring a skull wearing a white chef's hat, positioned above two crossed kitchen knives. Behind the skull and knives are stylized red flames with streaks radiating outward. The text 'I WAS MADE TO' arcs over the top, with 'PLAY WITH' below the knives and 'KNIVES AND FIRE' in large bold letters at the bottom.
I WAS MADE TO PLAY WITH KNIVES AND FIRE Skull with Chef Hat and Crossed Knives Fire Card
by NDR KIWIS STUDIO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cartoonish rendering of three figures with cooked turkey bodies, wearing red fez hats and orange-rimmed glasses. Their torsos are in green shirts that fade to blue, and they have blue pants. Each figure has its arms outstretched in a welcoming gesture. The overall style is whimsical and digitally rendered.
Three Turkeys in Fezzes and Glasses Card
by lauren dephyls studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Voter frog is being slow cooked with lies and fake news. Right or left the propaganda abounds.
Comfortable Cooking Frog Voter with Clinched Fist Card
by Discipleship Apparel Today
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cute and relatable illustration featuring a calm capybara soaking in a bowl of warm ramen, capturing the feeling of being emotionally cooked but still surviving. This design uses soft humor and self-deprecating vibes that perfectly reflect modern life, burnout culture, and quiet resilience. With a cozy aesthetic and playful character style, this artwork is ideal for introverts, ramen lovers, and anyone navigating life one bowl at a time. Perfect for T-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and gifts.
Description: A rosy-cheeked cast iron pot grins up from its trivet, filled with a tender braised roast nestled in golden spätzle and autumn garnishes, in "Sauerbraten Sunday," topped with chunky retro lettering and pastel confetti. Hearty, cozy and built for anyone who knows the best Sunday dinners take all day to cook. A fun pick for German food lovers, Oktoberfest fans, Dutch oven devotees, or anyone who grew up with Oma's cooking.
Sauerbraten Sunday Kawaii Pot Roast Retro German Food Foodie Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Chat, are we cooked? A smug Trump chef serves up a scorched planet in this absurd political cartoon. Internet humor meets anti-Trump satire—with the world looking decidedly overdone.
Chat, Are We Cooked? – Anti-Trump Political Meme Card
by Melo Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A graphic featuring a roasted turkey and a ham with two steaks above the text "THANKSGIVING". Below this, three halves of hard-boiled eggs with yellow yolks are arranged. Beneath the eggs, the text "THANGLED EGGS THANKSGIVING" is displayed.
Thanksgiving Turkey and Ham Thangled Eggs Thanksgiving Card
by christian king studio
$5.00 $6.00
No barking from the dog, No Smog, and mama cooked a breakfast with no hog Card
by BodinStreet
$5.00 $6.00
I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Do Have self control Card
by VOILA
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Cooking? Nah. This "Let Me Cook" tee is for anyone serving chaos with a side of delulu. Perfect for fans of viral Gen Z slangs, meme culture, and TikTok energy. Whether you're pulling stunts, dropping hot takes, or just vibing — wear this and demand the kitchen (or attention). Great for Gen Z, internet addicts, and certified rizz chefs.
