Cooked Merch
Description: When life has officially cooked you, this design says it all. Featuring a flaming skull with bold typography, it's perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humor, internet meme culture, sarcasm, gaming exhaustion, overworked life, or chaotic energy. A clean, high-contrast illustration designed for fans of edgy graphics and viral meme aesthetics.
Cooked Skull Meme | Burned Out Humor | Dark Comedy Graphic Phone Case
by apeoftheinternet
$17 $23
I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Have Posters and Art
by Frednipo
$10 $14
Last time I cooked hardly anyone got sick Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by pickledpossums
$17 $24
Description: I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned. So Yes, I Do Have Self Control. Funny cooking quote for chefs, home cooks, and foodies with a sarcastic kitchen humor. Great for culinary professionals and cooking enthusiasts.
I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned. So Yes, I Do Have Self Control Funny Chef Cooking Humor Kids Hoodie
by Funny Animal Kings
$26 $36
Description: funny design for anyone who cooks, bakes, grills, bbqs and your favorite chef.
The last time I cooked hardly anyone got sick Crewneck Sweatshirt
by pickledpossums
$28 $35
I Cooked You A Hamburger With A Side Of Shut Up, Fox Magnet
by GrumpyGeezer
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A tired-looking chocolate Labrador wears a teal bandana beneath the relatable phrase “I’m Cooked.” Combining expressive dog artwork, sarcastic humor, and exhausted meme energy, this design is perfect for Labrador lovers, dog parents, pet owners, introverts, overworked adults, students, and anyone who feels completely done for the day.
I’m Cooked Chocolate Lab Funny Dog Meme Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Soft Silence
$28 $35
Description: I have cooked for people I should have poisoned. I do have self control. The food was delicious. That is all.
Ive Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned I Do Have Self Control Funny Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by el yunge
$17 $24
Dark Humor Cooking – I’ve Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned Baseball T-Shirt
by illumina444
$19 $26
Cooked. Absolutely Cooked Humorous Culina Cooking Halloween Kids T-Shirt
by Amoretto
$13 $19
Description: A funny relatable design about looking younger than your age and being mistaken for a student.
Life Is So Cooked, But Atleast No One Can Guess My Age By My Height Or Face, Everyone Thinks I'm Still 16 & Studying In A School Sticker
by LONSTUDIO
$3.00 $3.50
Description: A funny age-humor design for anyone who looks so young that people still mistake them for a student.
Life is so cooked, But atleast no one can guess my age by my height or face, Everyone thinks I'm still 16 & studying in a school Baseball T-Shirt
by LONSTUDIO
$19 $26
Description: The earth is in the pan. The earth has coffee. Everything is fine. Retro 50s optimism, modern apocalypse. The mascot is smiling because the mascot has accepted the situation. The coffee helps. Nothing else does. The sizzle is complimentary.
We Are Cooked — Retro 50s Earth Mascot Dark Humor Climate Tapestry
by Wrong Century
$23 $30
Description: This retro-style t-shirt design features an exhausted slime mascot working a chaotic “Support Hotline,” blending internet burnout humor with vintage fantasy-guild branding and distressed typography. The muted cream-and-orange palette, playful slogans, and worn arcade-inspired layout create the feeling of official merchandise from a bizarre but oddly relatable fantasy support union.
Description: When the week has officially won and you’ve become one with the floor. Featuring a classic "splooting" French Bulldog with a face that screams total burnout. This semi-realistic cream Frenchie sketch captures the Gen-Z "cooked" vibe perfectly for anyone who's just done with everything. Part of our Health, Fitness & Wellness collection. Check out Cutetopia for more relatable "mood" art.
Literally Cooked Frenchie - Funny Exhausted French Bulldog Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Cutetopia Archive
$17 $24
Description: Everything is fine. Except it isn't. This 'We Are Cooked' design is the official uniform for the end of the line. Heavy ink splatter. Corrupted typography. A cold, monochromatic glitch aesthetic that has stopped pretending. For the ones who stopped looking for the light at the end of the tunnel because the tunnel collapsed. The signal has been fading for a while now. You just finally noticed. Dreamy aesthetics for nightmare realities.
We Are Cooked Dark Emo Grunge Glitch Aesthetic Magnet
by Wrong Century
$3.75 $4.75
I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Do Have self control Shorts
by VOILA
$21 $27
I'm So Cooked Bruh Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Meme Mug
by Apocalipsis_Battles_Official
$13 $18
Description: Bring laid-back summer humor to your collection with this funny chocolate Labrador wearing reflective sunglasses and a colorful tropical shirt. Featuring the relatable phrase “I’m Cooked,” this playful dog illustration captures the exhausted, overheated, and completely over-it mood in a fun vacation style. Perfect for Labrador owners, dog lovers, summer vacation fans, meme enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys quirky canine humor.
I'm Cooked Chocolate Lab Tropical Summer Humor Pin
by Soft Silence
$2.75 $3.25