Crypto Cryptid Cards

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Description: I'm often asked if the "crypto" in CryptoNaturalist has something to do with currency or technology. It doesn't.

Description: A design for the cryptid lover. Emphasis on LOVER.

Description: The Mongolian Death Worm is one of the more mysterious, yet popular Asian cryptids. Known as the Olgoi-Khorkoi in Mongolia, the name translates to “intestine-worm.” The creature got its name from its appearance and length. The creature is said to be red in color, and long, resembling a cow’s intesintine, hence its name. The creature is said to remain hidden under the sand for most of the year, except for June and July. It is truly a spectacle, when it does come out and feed. The creature is said to rise up from out of the ground, exposing itself completely. Its method of killing its prey varies, and all the methods are quite grisly and garish. Some stories say that it spits out a corrosive acid on its hapless victim, while others sa...

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Description: Deep in the Carpathian Mountains, the forest keeps secrets that maps cannot reveal. Carpathian Folklore Archive celebrates Ukrainian mythology, ancient woodland spirits, mysterious creatures, and the forgotten legends of Eastern Europe. Featuring a shadowy forest guardian, misty mountains, botanical field notes, a vintage camera, and an aged explorer’s journal, this distressed archival design blends folk horror with wilderness exploration. Inspired by Ukrainian folklore, cryptid research, dark forests, and cultural archaeology, it’s perfect for folklore enthusiasts, hikers, photographers, cryptid hunters, and curious travelers. Some stories are never written down. The forest keeps its own records.

Description: Something moves beyond the treeline. Deep in Ukraine’s Carpathian Mountains, a mysterious nighttime expedition discovers that the forest holds more than ancient trees and forgotten trails. Carpathian Night Survey combines Ukrainian folklore, cryptid mysteries, and wilderness exploration in a richly detailed vintage field research design. Featuring moonlit mountains, a remote lookout tower, hidden glowing eyes, an analog camera, field journal, and compass, this distressed retro illustration celebrates curiosity and the unexplained. Perfect for hikers, campers, photographers, folklore enthusiasts, and cryptid hunters. Some things are better left undisturbed. Others are waiting to be discovered.

Description: Busting makes you feel good!

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Description: Busting makes you feel good!

Description: Busting makes you feel good!

Description: The ultimate cryptid has finally been caught on your lawn! This hilarious mythological tribute features the legendary sasquatch reimagined as a remarkably furry garden gnome.

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Description: This vintage green Chupacabra drawing is a unique and spooky piece of art that captures the mystery and allure of the legendary cryptid. Perfect for fans of cryptozoology and creature design, this illustration is a must-have for anyone who loves the paranormal and supernatural.

Description: This summer Paranoia is going to mount its first Bigfoot Expedition at Camp PARANOIA. Be a part of it, and help support it, buy buying this awesome t-shirt!

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Description: Unleash the legend within with our exclusive Bigfoot collection! This unique design captures the essence of the elusive creature, encouraging you to “Believe in yourself, even when no one else does.” Crafted with bold artwork, this isn’t just a statement piece—it’s a declaration of self-confidence.

Description: I Believe - Funny Bigfoot Sasquatch Lover