Dark Retro Cards

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Description: Collaboration with artist J.P. Perez on a DC inspired vintage label

Description: Remember your first time summoning dark forces? Neither do we — but this shirt imagines it like a page from a sweet old children’s book. “My First Satanic Ritual” is a hilarious vintage-style parody where a wide-eyed girl cheerfully performs her first unholy ceremony, surrounded by cartoon candles, smiley skulls, and a suspiciously adorable goat. It’s innocent, it’s cursed, it’s perfect. For those who like their nostalgia a little bit possessed.

Description: 90s Disney magic meets Universal’s darkest legends! Step into a world where childhood nostalgia collides with gothic fantasy. This original design is a clever mashup of the iconic 90s Disney logo and the eerie ambiance of Universal’s Dark Universe at Epic Universe. Perfect for theme park fans, horror lovers, and 90s kids with a dark side — this shirt balances whimsy and wickedness in one bold graphic. Whether you're hitting the parks or just flexing your fandom, this is the crossover you didn't know you needed.

Description: Kermit singing his signature song.

Description: "Tony, you gotta check this out!"

Description: Turn your friends into permanent works of art with this Lil' Home Tattoo Kit

Description: Because every child deserves a pet… even if it's a reality-warping abomination from beyond the veil. Sweet, stylish, and just a little bit wrong.

Description: When the jerks in the office have finally worn you down

Description: Congratulations to Igor the Executioner. Employee of the month!

Description: This design was created for Inktober 2017. The Crystal calls!

Description: Design and build all sorts of neat projects with this tool and lumber kit!

Description: Do you dare steal Zeebo's nose? Tales from the Crypt style comic cover for a classic episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Description: See what happens if you don't listen to your parents!

Description: The real reason Jack fell down and broke his crown?

Description: A minimal typography design, of the phrase hang in there it gets worse, in white text. Very retro. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: We Ain't Found Shit!!

Description: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!

Description: *** Limited Edition *** My First Road Rage - Vintage Dark Humour. Buy two or more for your family and friends to save on shipping! Also available on many other products ( mask, sticker, t-shirt, mug, and many more )

Description: A collage of classic video tape art, some of which only exists in my imagination.

Description: Can you help Debbie and martin solve the case of...wait, nobody cares.

Description: These recipes really get the kids involved with the cooking process!

Description: A small child is riding in the front seat with a cop. Because the child has committed his 3rd strike. a very 1950s style illustration.

Description: we don't

Description: Warning: This design does not actually glow in the dark. The design is a lie. Life is a lie. Nothing is real.

Description: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society

Description: The Dark Crystal Collage

Description: I recreated the tee shirt that, for whatever reason, the members of Pink Floyd wore in their football club, and occasionally onstage as well.

Description: The stars are right tonight.

Description: Run kids, run!

Description: If We Eat Just One Billionaire The Rest Will Fall in Line

Description: This cool and awesome t-shirt is perfect for those who love RPG, vintage animation TV Shows, and funny mashup gifts. Featuring a fantasy crew, their Great Dane dog, and a monster. Inspired by nostalgic TV characters with the quote "Dungeons and Mysteries!".

Description: The Leader Of the Autobots in vehicle Mode

Description: New Achievement Dungeon Crawler Carl

Description: F-CAW-F! A funny crow pun featuring a cawing black bird on a tree branch, combining sarcastic humor, dark humor quotes, gothic humor, and funny raven-inspired wordplay. This vintage crow illustration blends dark humor art, funny bird memes, gothic aesthetics, and retro vintage style for crow lovers, raven enthusiasts, and fans of sarcastic animal humor.

Description: Pink Floyd Dark Side