Dark Retro Shorts

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Description: Collaboration with artist J.P. Perez on a DC inspired vintage label

Description: Remember your first time summoning dark forces? Neither do we — but this shirt imagines it like a page from a sweet old children’s book. “My First Satanic Ritual” is a hilarious vintage-style parody where a wide-eyed girl cheerfully performs her first unholy ceremony, surrounded by cartoon candles, smiley skulls, and a suspiciously adorable goat. It’s innocent, it’s cursed, it’s perfect. For those who like their nostalgia a little bit possessed.

Description: 90s Disney magic meets Universal’s darkest legends! Step into a world where childhood nostalgia collides with gothic fantasy. This original design is a clever mashup of the iconic 90s Disney logo and the eerie ambiance of Universal’s Dark Universe at Epic Universe. Perfect for theme park fans, horror lovers, and 90s kids with a dark side — this shirt balances whimsy and wickedness in one bold graphic. Whether you're hitting the parks or just flexing your fandom, this is the crossover you didn't know you needed.

Description: Kermit singing his signature song.

Description: "Tony, you gotta check this out!"

Description: Turn your friends into permanent works of art with this Lil' Home Tattoo Kit

Description: Because every child deserves a pet… even if it's a reality-warping abomination from beyond the veil. Sweet, stylish, and just a little bit wrong.

Description: When the jerks in the office have finally worn you down

Description: Congratulations to Igor the Executioner. Employee of the month!

Description: Design and build all sorts of neat projects with this tool and lumber kit!

Description: Do you dare steal Zeebo's nose? Tales from the Crypt style comic cover for a classic episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Description: See what happens if you don't listen to your parents!

Description: The real reason Jack fell down and broke his crown?

Description: A minimal typography design, of the phrase hang in there it gets worse, in white text. Very retro. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!

Description: *** Limited Edition *** My First Road Rage - Vintage Dark Humour. Buy two or more for your family and friends to save on shipping! Also available on many other products ( mask, sticker, t-shirt, mug, and many more )

Description: A collage of classic video tape art, some of which only exists in my imagination.

Description: Can you help Debbie and martin solve the case of...wait, nobody cares.

Description: Warning: This design does not actually glow in the dark. The design is a lie. Life is a lie. Nothing is real.

Description: These recipes really get the kids involved with the cooking process!

Description: A small child is riding in the front seat with a cop. Because the child has committed his 3rd strike. a very 1950s style illustration.

Description: The Dark Crystal Collage

Description: we don't

Description: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society

Description: I recreated the tee shirt that, for whatever reason, the members of Pink Floyd wore in their football club, and occasionally onstage as well.

Description: The stars are right tonight.

Description: Run kids, run!

Description: The Dark Crystal

Description: If We Eat Just One Billionaire The Rest Will Fall in Line

Description: This cool and awesome t-shirt is perfect for those who love RPG, vintage animation TV Shows, and funny mashup gifts. Featuring a fantasy crew, their Great Dane dog, and a monster. Inspired by nostalgic TV characters with the quote "Dungeons and Mysteries!".

Description: The Leader Of the Autobots in vehicle Mode

Description: New Achievement Dungeon Crawler Carl

Description: Pink Floyd Dark Side

Description: vintage interpol fanwork

Description: We lost a lot of good kids that Summer