Euphemism Cards

Description: A L B U M Blue Man Group Shake Your Euphemism

Description: i don't fart i just whisper in my pants

Description: i need to see a man about a dog

Description: Vintage western-style typography featuring the classic phrase “I Need to See a Man About a Horse” in an ornate distressed frame.

Description: A minimal typography design, of the letters effed in white text. Like situation normal all effed up. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: He's hackin', whackin', smackin' - choppin' that meat. Check out more of my art and products at https://spacedoglaika.com/

Description: "La petite mort" (literally "the little death").

Description: What The Chuck is a funny humor quote perfect for sarcastic expression lovers. This witty saying appeals to humor enthusiasts.

Description: i don't fart i just whisper in my pants

Description: A play on words or a cool food concept (I’ll let you decide ;-).

Description: Chocks Away was a term used by World War Two pilots when they wanted the blocks known as chocks placed in front of the plane's wheels to be removed so the plane can take off. It's now used to mean let's go, let's get started.

Description: A play on words or a cool food concept (I’ll let you decide ;-).

Description: A play on words or a cool food concept (I’ll let you decide ;-).

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I need to see a man about a dog." Yeah, it's a British euphemism, but maybe you just like dogs. No one needs to know which one it is.

Description: When you just don't give a flying falafel