Euphemism Merch

Description: A L B U M Blue Man Group Shake Your Euphemism

Description: i need to see a man about a dog

Description: Vintage western-style typography featuring the classic phrase “I Need to See a Man About a Horse” in an ornate distressed frame.

Description: A minimal typography design, of the letters effed in white text. Like situation normal all effed up. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: He's hackin', whackin', smackin' - choppin' that meat. Check out more of my art and products at https://spacedoglaika.com/

Description: "La petite mort" (literally "the little death").

Description: What The Chuck is a funny humor quote perfect for sarcastic expression lovers. This witty saying appeals to humor enthusiasts.

Description: True fans of Uncut Men will love this lovingly recreated distressed Logo Tee This one is just like the one your stoner uncle had at college.

Description: A play on words or a cool food concept (I’ll let you decide ;-).

Description: Chocks Away was a term used by World War Two pilots when they wanted the blocks known as chocks placed in front of the plane's wheels to be removed so the plane can take off. It's now used to mean let's go, let's get started.

Description: A play on words or a cool food concept (I’ll let you decide ;-).

Description: A play on words or a cool food concept (I’ll let you decide ;-).

Description: parody of a famous soda beverage brand made 420 friendly stoner humor

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I need to see a man about a dog." Yeah, it's a British euphemism, but maybe you just like dogs. No one needs to know which one it is.

Description: When you just don't give a flying falafel