Existential Cards
Description: This “I exist without my consent” minimalist design is the ultimate sarcastic quote for anyone with a dry sense of humor and a love for dark, relatable comedy. Perfect for fans of existential humor, anti-social moods, and introvert vibes, this design speaks for those who never asked to be part of the chaos—but showed up anyway. A bold and witty choice for lovers of funny quotes, dark humor apparel, and sarcastic graphic tees, it’s your go-to statement piece for awkward parties, bad Mondays, or just existing in general.
Description: If you're into vaporwave music, aesthetics, capitalism, and the nihilistic neon culture of the 1990s -- then this aesthetic shirt is just for you. This rad, funny, and existential seapunk 90s t shirt makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone caught in the digital meme plaza.
Description: A funny typography design in white text of the movie quote "I was really going to be something by the age of 23". Rings true in the 90s and rings true now. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.
I Was Really Going To Be Something By The Age of 23 Card
by ellenhenryart
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This item features a striking design with a skeleton immersed in a book, accompanied by the phrase "Drowning in existential dread." It captures the essence of grappling with profound existential questions and the weight of philosophical inquiry.
Drowning in existential dread Funny Reading Skeleton Card
by zohoraabigailmogfer
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Carnivorous plant: I love my carnivorous plant. It lures fungus gnats in though trickery trapping them with its sticky tentacles dissolving them into liquid and absorbing the nutrients. Thus, the humble fungus gnats are no more. Their pointless lives ended. Small and pointless lives. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com
Description: A whimsical cartoon of an orange tabby cat sitting in a cardboard box labeled "Empty Box Full of Doubt," complete with spiral eyes and an existential inner monologue asking life's biggest questions—before wondering where the tuna is. Blending cute illustration with absurd humor, this design captures the quirky, relatable personality of cats through playful typography, expressive artwork, and lighthearted existential comedy.
Dorothy Parker quote: It's not the tragedies that kill us; it's the messes. Card
by artbleed2
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny typography design in black text of the movie quote "I was really going to be something by the age of 23". The YA now feel the same way.
I Was Really Going To Be Something By The Age of 23 Card
by ellenhenryart
$5.00 $6.00
Description: One of Sartre's most profound quotes, from "L’Existentialisme est-il un humanisme?” A great coming of age gift. It reads "Nous sommes nos choix ." - which translates as "We are our choices". It would make a wonderful gift for a student of French existentialism, or simply someone who loves French literature, existentialism and philosophy.
Nous sommes nos choix/ We are our choices - Sartre Card
by Blacklinesw9
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace your inner melancholic humor with this quirky gothic creation. A sad cartoon skeleton looks up at a vibrant red balloon floating away with its own detached arm, perfectly capturing the essence of existential dread. Perfect for alternative fashion lovers, emo souls, and anyone who appreciates a touch of spooky whimsy.
Description: For those who find forever overrated, this memento mori piece captures the fleeting nature of time. A detailed hourglass with sand cascading into gothic typography of the quote Forever is overrated, set against an aged parchment background. Perfect for fans of dark academia and existential philosophy, this piece adds a touch of melancholic elegance to any collection. Whether drawn to vanitas symbolism or alternative streetwear aesthetics, this compelling visual celebrates the beauty of transience.
Gothic Hourglass With Forever Is Overrated Quote Card
by Xfiber Production
$5.00 $6.00
Gustave Flaubert quote: Elle souhaitait à la fois mourir et habiter Paris. Card
by artbleed2
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Gustave Flaubert quote: She wished at the same time to die and to live in Paris.
Gustave Flaubert quote: She wished at the same time to die and to live in Paris. Card
by artbleed2
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Denis Diderot: What is this world? A complex whole, subject to endless revolutions. All these revolutions show a continual tendency to destruction; a swift succession of beings who follow one another, press forward, and vanish; a fleeting symmetry; the order of a moment. I reproached you just now with estimating the perfection of things by your own capacity; and I might accuse you here of measuring its duration by the length of your own days. You judge of the continuous existence of the world, as an ephemeral insect might judge of yours. The world is eternal for you, as you are eternal to the being that lives but for one instant. Yet the insect is the more reasonable of the two...
