Fee Cards
Description: The Legend Has Officially Retired , You'll Be Charged A Consulting Fee, Gift for Grandpa, Retirement Gift, Funny Retirement
The Legend Has Officially Retired , You'll Be Charged A Consulting Fee, Gift for Grandpa, Retirement Gift, Funny Retirement Card
by IslamTeeToTheJannah
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A tongue-in-cheek legal ad about an attorney who accepts cases on contingency with no upfront fees. Playful vintage copy gives it a cheeky law-themed feel.
Lionel Hutz, Works On Contingency, No, Money Down! Card
by Beben Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The Legend Has Officially Retired If You Want To Talk You'll Be Charged A Consulting Fee. This humorous retirement design is for retired men, fishermen, and grandfathers enjoying their golden years. Perfect for a retirement party gift or a celebration of freedom.
The Legend Has Officially Retired If You Want To Talk You'll Be Charged A Consulting Fee Retirement Fishing Humor Card
by SIMPLYSTICKS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate retirement with this humorous design! The legend has officially retired, and if you want to talk, you'll be charged a consulting fee. Perfect for anyone entering a new chapter.
Legend Retired Consulting Fee Funny Retirement Gift Card
by Evalyn Sempertegui
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The Legend Has Officially Retired , You'll Be Charged A Consulting Fee, Gift for Grandpa, Retirement Gift, Funny Retirement
The Legend Has Officially Retired , You'll Be Charged A Consulting Fee, Gift for Grandpa, Retirement Gift, Funny Retirement Card
by IslamTeeToTheJannah
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Crow coffee meets morning caffeine in this playful design featuring a crow holding a coffee mug above the words Caw Fee. A clever choice for coffee lovers, bird watchers, crow enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys smart animal wordplay. Celebrate your daily brew with a design that brings corvid character to coffee culture.
Crow Coffee Caw Fee Design for Coffee Lovers and Bird Fans Card
by Sicparan
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design celebrates the humorous side of retirement. Featuring the exact text The Legend Has Officially Retired If You Want To Talk You'll Be Charged A Consulting Fee, it is ideal for retirees, grandpas, and dads. A perfect retirement gift for anyone enjoying their golden years after quitting work.
The Legend Has Officially Retired If You Want To Talk You'll Be Charged A Consulting Fee Funny Retirement Gift For Retiree Grandpa Dad Card
by SIMPLYSTICKS
$5.00 $6.00
Mechanic Diagnostic Fee Mechanic Humor Sarcastic Worker Card
by Christ L
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A circular emblem with a green border contains white text. The outer green ring reads "gig economy worker" on the top and "freelancer contractor" on the bottom. Inside the black circle, white text says "NO JOB TOO SMALL NO FEE HIGH". Two white dots are placed on the sides.
Gig Economy Worker Freelancer Contractor NO JOB TOO SMALL NO FEE HIGH Emblem Card
by Remisova illustrator
$5.00 $6.00
Description: come outside the bbc are here to take you to court tv licensing uk british television license fee plane banner humor joke
Come Outside The BBC Are Here To Take You To Court Card
by Rafa Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Faith shouldn’t come with a receipt. Salvation is free. Tithe is a made-up finder’s fee. Tax the church. A clever, cutting design for those who’ve seen through pay-to-pray systems and guilt-based giving. Perfect for spiritual rebels, ex-Christians, and truth-seekers who know that love doesn’t need a collection plate. Wear it as protest, conversation starter, or badge of independence from institutional religion.
Salvation Is Free – Tithe Is a Finder’s Fee Tax the Church Satire Card
by rayraynoire
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold text-based design with multiple lines of white and yellow text against a black background. The phrase "THE LEGEND has OFFICIALLY Retired" is prominently displayed. Below, it states "IF YOU WANT To Talk" followed by "YOU'LL BE CHARGED" and "A CONSULTING FEE".
The Legend Has Officially Retired You'll Be Charged A Consulting Fee Card
by Stunt Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Make a bold, inspiring statement without saying a word! This powerful design, "Be The Kind Of Woman That When Your Feet Hit The Floor..." (implying the devil shivers/hell gets nervous), is the ultimate manifesto of unapologetic confidence and strength.
Be The Kind Of Woman That When Your Feet Hit The Floor ON BACK Card
by Korama
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Bartender Before You Try To Hurt My Feelings Keep In Mind I Don’t Have Any Shirt
Bartender Before You Try To Hurt My Feelings Keep In Mind I Don’t Have Any Shirt Card
by Bruna Clothing
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A black background features the words "ELECTRICIAN HOURLY RATE" in yellow capital letters, with a yellow lightning bolt symbol above. Below, the text "MINIUM 150 250 LEVEL INTERFRENCE $500 450 HOLEL INTERFRENCE $500 1 LEXOIDIANT ADVICE 200 UNSOLIANT ADVICE" is displayed in white and yellow letters.
