Fee Mugs
Description: "Oh Fee. You got a bottle upside your head. Have a cup of coffee and catch your breath"....?! Don't you feel bad for Fee? I mean, come on! How do you wave off that sort of abuse? And then poor Floyd ends up eaten by Sharks?! Oh Fee! I'll stick with thinking about you enjoying your coffee, you little weasel.
Description: Like most great love stories, the tale of Fee's romance with Millie begins in a bar. But no sooner do the two meet than they run afoul of Floyd, a cruel and vicious individual who desperately wants Millie to himself and certainly can't bear to see her spirited away by a lower mammal. Floyd tracks Fee and Millie on a maritime voyage to Quebec, a mostly landlocked province one suspects Trey included in the lyrics because it rhymes with “lovers’ trek." (Hey, Dr. Seuss did that sort of thing all the time.) When he finds the pair sunning themselves on the deck of the cruise ship, he pounces, breaking a bottle over Fee’s head. Fortunately for the hapless weasel, Millie is made of stronger stuff; she steps in and beats Floyd down, first ja...
