Fee Shorts
Description: "Oh Fee. You got a bottle upside your head. Have a cup of coffee and catch your breath"....?! Don't you feel bad for Fee? I mean, come on! How do you wave off that sort of abuse? And then poor Floyd ends up eaten by Sharks?! Oh Fee! I'll stick with thinking about you enjoying your coffee, you little weasel.
Description: Like most great love stories, the tale of Fee's romance with Millie begins in a bar. But no sooner do the two meet than they run afoul of Floyd, a cruel and vicious individual who desperately wants Millie to himself and certainly can't bear to see her spirited away by a lower mammal. Floyd tracks Fee and Millie on a maritime voyage to Quebec, a mostly landlocked province one suspects Trey included in the lyrics because it rhymes with “lovers’ trek." (Hey, Dr. Seuss did that sort of thing all the time.) When he finds the pair sunning themselves on the deck of the cruise ship, he pounces, breaking a bottle over Fee’s head. Fortunately for the hapless weasel, Millie is made of stronger stuff; she steps in and beats Floyd down, first ja...
Description: Make a bold statement with this satirical graphic design featuring the Statue of Liberty like you’ve never seen her before. Swapping her torch for a soccer ball and her tablet for a "In Debt We Trust" ledger, this "Land of the Fee" artwork perfectly captures the frustration of the modern sports fan. With a distressed, vintage aesthetic, it’s the perfect gear for fans tired of expensive ticket prices and hidden fees. Whether you're at the stadium or the local pub, this witty take on Americana is a conversation starter for anyone who loves the game but hates the cost. Ideal for soccer enthusiasts and critics of modern commercialism!
