Flush Cards
Description: A vintage‑style parody of dealership service upsells, featuring the mock product “Premium Synthetic Wallet Flush” proudly labeled as Dealer Recommended and stamped with the warning “Void Where Common Sense Applies.” Perfect for gearheads who know the pain of mystery fees, unnecessary services, and that one service advisor who always “highly recommends” everything. Retro illustration meets sharp automotive sarcasm — ideal for mechanics, DIY wrenchers, and anyone who’s ever walked into a dealership for an oil change and walked out financially lighter.
Dealer Recommended Wallet Flush – Void Where Common Sense Applies Card
by gregspradlin
$5.00 $6.00
I Didnt Come Here To Lose Royal Flush Poker Player Card
by CozyCosmos Co
$5.00 $6.00
I Lost My Leg In A Poker Game Royal Flush Gambler Card
by Puah77 Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A savage political cartoon mashup of gross-out comedy and protest culture, this “Trump Turd” design transforms outrage into humor with exaggerated monster features, a bright red tie, and bold vintage typography. Perfect for rallies, social media, and statement apparel, the artwork delivers rebellious energy with a sarcastic punch. Built for people who like their political commentary loud, funny, and unapologetically over the top.
Let’s Flush The Trump Turd - The Flush Heard Around America Card
by Satire Boutique
$5.00 $6.00
Baby Im A Wild Card Cowgirl Royal Flush Poker Women Card
by CozyCosmos Co
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Regal Rebellion: Billionaires Own You, Crowned and Unimpressed A crowned woman in pearls and diamonds stares straight at you while her raised middle finger delivers the message above her head: BILLIONAIRES OWN YOU. This Puff Sumo design blends pop art portraiture with spray paint stencil grit, using high-contrast black halftone shading against blush tones for a punk poster feel. Royalty used to mean unquestioned power; here it becomes the messenger of defiance, a regal rebellion aimed at modern fortunes. Irreverent, bold, and unapologetic, it is made for the anti-establishment crowd, street art collectors, and anyone who says let them eat cake with a smirk. Billionaires own you. Original artwork by Puff Sumo.
Regal Rebellion: Billionaires Own You, Crowned and Unimpressed Card
by Puff Sumo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Regal Rebellion: Billionaires Own You, Crowned and Unimpressed (Dark Version) A crowned woman in pearls and diamonds stares straight at you while her raised middle finger delivers the message above her head: BILLIONAIRES OWN YOU. This Puff Sumo design blends pop art portraiture with spray paint stencil grit, using high-contrast black halftone shading against blush tones for a punk poster feel. Royalty used to mean unquestioned power; here it becomes the messenger of defiance, a regal rebellion aimed at modern fortunes. Irreverent, bold, and unapologetic, it is made for the anti-establishment crowd, street art collectors, and anyone who says let them eat cake with a smirk. Billionaires own you. Original artwork by Puff Sumo.
Regal Rebellion: Billionaires Own You, Crowned and Unimpressed (Dark Version) Card
by Puff Sumo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A striking, vintage tattoo-style graphic illustration featuring a hand holding a winning Royal Flush in Spades (10, Jack, Queen, King, Ace). Accented by bold typography that reads "Don't Fold. The Cards Are In Your Favour," this design acts as an empowering motivational metaphor and the perfect apparel choice for poker players, card sharks, and risk-takers alike.
If People Shit I Was Raised To Flush Shit Not Play With It Skeleton Funny Card
by Artistic Soul ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The Night It Finally Happened Royal Straight Flush Poker: This unique item captures the thrill of achieving the ultimate poker hand. It's perfect for game night enthusiasts and those who appreciate a touch of playful competition.
The Night It Finally Happened Royal Straight Flush Poker Card
by Guddy Pixemate
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This grotesque political parody turns toilet humor into viral protest art with a mutant “Trump Turd” creature sporting the unmistakable red tie and exaggerated hairstyle. Designed in a bold vintage graphic style perfect for shirts, stickers, posters, and memes, this satirical piece captures frustration, comedy, and internet rebellion all in one unforgettable image. Loud, absurd, and impossible to ignore — exactly the kind of design built to spark reactions online.
Description: A whimsical anthropomorphic toilet is depicted running with its arms and legs extended. It wears blue jeans and white sneakers, and holds a red plunger. The text "FLUSH IT OUT!" is prominently displayed in bold white letters above the character, set against a black background with motion lines suggesting speed.
Sometimes You Gotta Flush Twice Funny Anti Trump Card
by B And W Gallery
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Bring western confidence to the table with this cowgirl poker design. A bold cowgirl holds a turquoise heart royal flush beside the phrase Baby Im a Wild Card, combining playing card style with country attitude and queen of hearts energy. A striking choice for poker players, card game fans, rodeo lovers, western enthusiasts, and independent cowgirls who play by their own rules.
Cowgirl Poker Baby Im a Wild Card Western Royal Flush Card
by renklibircizer
$5.00 $6.00