Flush Shorts
Description: Express your emotions with this 'flush the turd November third' t-shirt and design to vote against Donald trump and to vote blue no matter who. This has become a trending line where everyone compares trump with shit and poop. This design not only expresses the concern but also looks good. There is a trump face in the background and the 'the turd' is highlighted in poop color. Be sure to gift this to trump haters and blue lovers during the 2020 presidential election campaign.
Description: In a world where plumbing battles the forces of clogs and blockages, one villain rises above the rest: the dreaded Drain Lord. With slimy tentacles and an insatiable appetite for waste, he lurks in the pipes, waiting to strike. But fear not, for there is one hero brave enough to face this vile foe: the plumber. Armed with a trusty plunger and a can-do attitude, he charges into battle against the Drain Lord and his minions. And with the power of the flush on his side, he knows that victory is within reach. So if you're ever facing a plumbing emergency, remember the words of the great plumber: "The flush is strong with this one."
Description: This outrageous parody design blends retro protest poster aesthetics with internet meme energy to create a bold anti-authoritarian statement piece. Featuring the grotesque “Trump Turd” creature in a grimy cartoon style, the artwork is made to grab attention instantly on shirts, stickers, and social feeds. Equal parts absurd comedy and political frustration, it delivers a rebellious message wrapped in unforgettable visual satire.
Description: CAUTION: Do Not Flush Hopes And Dreams And Other Things Down The Toilet - funny warning signs
CAUTION: Do Not Flush Hopes And Dreams And Other Things Down The Toilet - funny warning signs Shorts
by today.i.am.sad
$21 $27
Description: Get ready to elevate your card game with our Royal Flush Poker Cards. These stylish and durable playing cards feature vibrant colors and a sleek design that will make every game night feel like a high-stakes tournament. Perfect for poker enthusiasts looking to add a touch of sophistication to their games, these cards are sure to impress your friends and elevate your gameplay.
Description: A whimsical illustration features a toilet with a large, stylized Japanese wave erupting from its bowl. The toilet has a cute, anthropomorphic face with sparkling star-shaped eyes and rosy cheeks, and a single blue tear drop. A small yellow rubber duck sits on the back of the toilet tank. To the right, a vertical red rectangle contains Japanese text, and below it is a small circular emblem with a red creature.
Description: A premium, stylized Royal Flush in Spades featuring intricate gold filigree, ornate vintage-style face cards (Jack, Queen, King), and a bold Ace of Spades. This elegant design is perfect for card players, high rollers, magicians, and anyone who loves the thrill of the game. Ideal for poker night apparel or a lucky gift for a gambler.
Description: A savage political cartoon mashup of gross-out comedy and protest culture, this “Trump Turd” design transforms outrage into humor with exaggerated monster features, a bright red tie, and bold vintage typography. Perfect for rallies, social media, and statement apparel, the artwork delivers rebellious energy with a sarcastic punch. Built for people who like their political commentary loud, funny, and unapologetically over the top.
