Flush Merch
Description: Express your emotions with this 'flush the turd November third' t-shirt and design to vote against Donald trump and to vote blue no matter who. This has become a trending line where everyone compares trump with shit and poop. This design not only expresses the concern but also looks good. There is a trump face in the background and the 'the turd' is highlighted in poop color. Be sure to gift this to trump haters and blue lovers during the 2020 presidential election campaign.
Description: In a world where plumbing battles the forces of clogs and blockages, one villain rises above the rest: the dreaded Drain Lord. With slimy tentacles and an insatiable appetite for waste, he lurks in the pipes, waiting to strike. But fear not, for there is one hero brave enough to face this vile foe: the plumber. Armed with a trusty plunger and a can-do attitude, he charges into battle against the Drain Lord and his minions. And with the power of the flush on his side, he knows that victory is within reach. So if you're ever facing a plumbing emergency, remember the words of the great plumber: "The flush is strong with this one."
Description: This outrageous parody design blends retro protest poster aesthetics with internet meme energy to create a bold anti-authoritarian statement piece. Featuring the grotesque “Trump Turd” creature in a grimy cartoon style, the artwork is made to grab attention instantly on shirts, stickers, and social feeds. Equal parts absurd comedy and political frustration, it delivers a rebellious message wrapped in unforgettable visual satire.
Time To Flush The Trump Turd - One Flush Can Change Everything Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Satire Boutique
$17 $24
Description: CAUTION: Do Not Flush Hopes And Dreams And Other Things Down The Toilet - funny warning signs
CAUTION: Do Not Flush Hopes And Dreams And Other Things Down The Toilet - funny warning signs Socks
by today.i.am.sad
$14 $20
Description: Get ready to elevate your card game with our Royal Flush Poker Cards. These stylish and durable playing cards feature vibrant colors and a sleek design that will make every game night feel like a high-stakes tournament. Perfect for poker enthusiasts looking to add a touch of sophistication to their games, these cards are sure to impress your friends and elevate your gameplay.
Description: A vintage‑style parody of dealership service upsells, featuring the mock product “Premium Synthetic Wallet Flush” proudly labeled as Dealer Recommended and stamped with the warning “Void Where Common Sense Applies.” Perfect for gearheads who know the pain of mystery fees, unnecessary services, and that one service advisor who always “highly recommends” everything. Retro illustration meets sharp automotive sarcasm — ideal for mechanics, DIY wrenchers, and anyone who’s ever walked into a dealership for an oil change and walked out financially lighter.
Dealer Recommended Wallet Flush – Void Where Common Sense Applies Crewneck Sweatshirt
by gregspradlin
$28 $35
