Funny Sage Cards
Description: Funny personalized SAGE quote shirt with sarcastic humor and bold industrial style graphics perfect for gifts and casual wear.
If At First You Don’t Succeed Try Doing What SAGE Told You Shirt Card
by ninacollages
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Sage advice from a wise old smudge stick with glasses and a beard of smoke. A punny green witch tee for herbalists, plant lovers and spiritual cleansers.
Sage Advice Smudge Stick Funny Witchy Pun Card
by Liber Occultis
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Get your humor mode on with this fun stuff with sarcastic and novelty all built into one. This is a great ice breaker when it comes to meeting someone. Get this design for yourself and wearing it everywhere you go. Perfect desgin present for your relatives, friends on birthday, summer, vacation, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Family Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year or any anniversary.
Description: Clever pun for anyone who loves clearing negative energy with a bundle of sage.
Sage Against The Machine Funny Smudging Witchy Energy Card
by Sai Works
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Hilarious yoga goats in action! This adorable design features "Yoga Goats" with the punny motto "Stretch - Balance - Mahhh-Sage - The Purr-fect Pawse" showcasing cute goats in various yoga poses on a meditation mat with succulents, yoga props, and peaceful vibes. Perfect for goat yoga enthusiasts, farm animal lovers, yoga practitioners with a sense of humor, or anyone who appreciates cute animal puns. Features charming hand-drawn illustrations in teal and earth tones with playful goats doing downward dog and meditation poses. Great for yoga class, goat yoga sessions, or everyday wear for animal and wellness lovers!
Yoga Goats Stretch Balance Mahhh-Sage - Funny Goat Yoga Lover Gift Animal Humor Card
by Unique t-shirts design
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny, sarcastic tarot card design for when there's just not enough sage for the shit in your life. Beautiful design that goes with any color material.
NOT ENOUGH SAGE FOR THIS SHIT; tarot; tarot card; tarot card deck; sage; withcraft; fantasy; magic; witch; astrology; cards; psychic; smoke; funny; weed; pot; 420; zodiac; horoscope; sarcastic; spiritual; Card
by Be my good time
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Too many thoughts, not enough small talk. This deadpan design is for the deep thinkers who are perfectly fine being the smartest person in the room—even if they can't make eye contact while saying it.
AWKWARD SAGE Funny Intellectual Sarcastic Typography Card
by Masoki
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Retro varsity style emblem for the proudly indoorsy, with bold cream lettering and rich chocolate outlines for that classic patch vibe. A dusty rose couch, sage green blanket, houseplants, books, and a steaming mug create a cozy little living room scene inside the circle. Warm nostalgic colors and the playful Est. Never banner add a laid back, tongue in cheek feel for homebodies who treat staying in like a sport.
Description: Funny & Sassy "Go Sage Yourself" Feather Incense & smudging tee design is great for everyone who is a spiritual healer, wicca, witch or boho hippie. If you have a smudging stick for anything herbal, sage, incense & meditation than this tee is for you! Let everyone know how you feel.. with this Go Sage yourself / Go Smudge yourself Sage design. It's sure to get a laugh. Make a perfect gift idea for fans of yoga, meditation & crystals. It's a great gift idea for Halloween, birthdays, or Christmas.
Go Sage Yourself - Cleansing Sage Smudge Stick Feather Funny Card
by OrangeMonkeyArt
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny and whimsical toad illustration for anyone who loves magical woodland creatures and herbal cleaning rituals.
Not Enough Sage For This Funny Frog Witchy Smudge Card
by Ghostshift Motor Club
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace peaceful vibes with this funny retro vintage raccoon design. Featuring a wise bearded raccoon in a calm meditation pose and the message “LA PEACE – NO DRAMA. JUST VIBES.” Perfect for fans of raccoons, chill humor, positive vibes, retro artwork, and quirky animal designs.
La Peace No Drama Just Vibes – Wise Raccoon Retro - Sarcastic Streamer Quote Card
by Motivation sayings
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace peaceful vibes with this funny retro vintage raccoon design. Featuring a wise bearded raccoon in a calm meditation pose and the message “LA PEACE – NO DRAMA. JUST VIBES.” shirt Perfect for fans of raccoons, chill humor, positive vibes, retro artwork, and quirky animal designs.
La Peace No Drama Just Vibes – Wise Raccoon Retro - Sarcastic Streamer Quote Card
by Motivation sayings
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Declare your on-course vocabulary with this groovy retro typography design featuring bubbly stacked lettering in alternating cream, sage, and bold orange. Perfect for golfers with a colorful vocabulary, weekend duffers, and anyone whose short game is longer than their patience.
Description: Declare your on-course vocabulary with this groovy retro typography design featuring bubbly stacked lettering in alternating cream, sage, and bold orange. Perfect for golfers with a colorful vocabulary, weekend duffers, and anyone whose short game is longer than their patience.
Description: Declare your on-course vocabulary with this groovy retro typography design featuring bubbly stacked lettering in alternating cream, sage, and bold orange. Perfect for golfers with a colorful vocabulary, weekend duffers, and anyone whose short game is longer than their patience.
Description: Declare your on-course vocabulary with this groovy retro typography design featuring bubbly stacked lettering in alternating cream, sage, and bold orange. Perfect for golfers with a colorful vocabulary, weekend duffers, and anyone whose short game is longer than their patience.
Description: A super cute and cozy capybara sticker on a beautiful mint green background! Perfect for your laptop, water bottle, phone case, or notebook. Part of my OhMyCute collection! Designed with love to bring a smile on your face everyday. ^_^
Cute Capybara on Mint Green - Kawaii Aesthetic Card
by OhMyCute
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For anyone who has ever followed a recipe and still ended up with a burnt cactus instead of dinner, this humorous scene says it all. A cheerful 1950s housewife in a green polka-dot dress and apron waters a charred, smoking cactus as if everything went exactly according to plan. With muted mustard yellow and sage green tones, this funny houseplant moment speaks to self-deprecating cooks, struggling gardeners, and anyone who appreciates ironic kitchen humor.
I Followed The Recipe Burnt Cactus Humor Card
by Xfiber Production
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Lovers of Magic, Unite! This new collection of witchy magically celestial themed items will tickle your fancy. Great gifts for friends and family, too
Go Smudge Yourself, Funny Celestial Design with Sage Smoke Card
by Apathecary by Rachael K
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This circular badge design features the funny hiking slogan 'Trail Hair Do Not Care' surrounding a cheerful sun character with wild hair, set against a backdrop of pine trees and mountains. The artwork utilizes a retro vintage style with distressed textures, halftone shading, and a classic color palette of sage green, cream, and orange. It is the perfect apparel choice for hikers, campers, and outdoor enthusiasts who love nature and adventure. This design makes a great gift for birthdays, holidays, or as a souvenir for anyone who enjoys wild and free outdoor adventures.
Trail Hair Do Not Care Funny Hiking Slogan Vintage Mountain Badge Shirt Card
by Dimaswdwn
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design features the humorous slogan 'Sorry I Cant There Are Mountains' in a distressed retro font above a vintage mountain illustration. The artwork uses a nostalgic color palette of sage green, cream, and rust brown with a classic badge aesthetic. It is the perfect gift for hikers, campers, and outdoor enthusiasts who love nature and adventure. A funny and stylish choice for anyone who prefers the mountains over social plans.
Sorry I Cant There Are Mountains Funny Vintage Hiking Shirt Card
by Dimaswdwn
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Do you love a funny outfit filled with sarcasm and wit? Then this design is just for you! Makes a great ice breaker at parties or social gatherings and is also great for everyday wear.
I Am Not Sugar Spice And Everything Nice Card
by feeedbackartisan
$5.00 $6.00