Layoffs Cards

Description: The Layoffs: World Tour 2023

Description: This vintage-inspired t-shirt design features a cheerful skeleton in a party hat raising a frothy mug, representing the fictional “Skeleton Quarterly Layoffs Celebration Committee” with dark workplace humor and retro mascot branding. Distressed typography, festive details, and the slogan “Surviving Deadlines. Not Jobs.” create a witty, tongue-in-cheek design that blends corporate satire with classic Halloween aesthetics.

Description: This vintage-inspired t-shirt design features a cheerful skeleton in a party hat raising a frothy mug, representing the fictional “Skeleton Quarterly Layoffs Celebration Committee” with dark workplace humor and retro mascot branding. Distressed typography, festive details, and the slogan “Surviving Deadlines. Not Jobs.” create a witty, tongue-in-cheek design that blends corporate satire with classic Halloween aesthetics.

Description: The Great Resignation was cute. Now meet the Great Replacement! Corporate America is striking back, and this time it's bringing artificial intelligence, automation, layoffs, and a whole lot of corporate buzzwords! This hilarious retro comic-style design features a smug CEO surrounded by smiling AI robots, celebrating efficiency while employees face another round of corporate restructuring. Perfect for office workers, IT professionals, corporate employees, tech workers, and anyone who has survived layoffs, downsizing, rightsizing, or the dreaded organizational optimization meeting. A funny, sarcastic gift for coworkers, colleagues, and anyone who knows that corporate efficiency usually means doing more with less!

Description: AI took my job to a whole new level. A bold, funny design for anyone who jokes about AI taking over the workplace. Perfect for developers, programmers, office workers, freelancers, and anyone with a sense of humor about the changing job market. A great gift for coworkers, tech lovers, and friends who love AI humor and dark workplace jokes.

Description: AI took my job. A simple, bold distressed design for anyone who jokes about AI taking over the workplace. Perfect for developers, programmers, office workers, freelancers, and anyone with a sense of humor about the changing job market. A great gift for coworkers, tech lovers, and friends who love AI humor and dark workplace jokes.

Description: The unofficial job description for the modern workforce. This design is for the ultimate corporate survivor who is holding everything together, one extra workload at a time. Perfect for wearing when you're busy doing the work of an entire department.

Description: Laid off, with AI in red right in the middle. A funny retro pixel design for anyone who has lived through tech layoffs or worries that AI will take their job. Perfect for developers, programmers, office workers, and anyone with a dark sense of humor about the job market. A great gift for coworkers, tech lovers, and friends who need a laugh after a rough week at work.

Description: This bold grunge tee says what every fed-up gamer is thinking — corporations are killing the games we love while developers get left behind. Perfect for fans of indie games, anyone furious about gaming layoffs, and players who believe gamers rise up against greedy suits. Makes a raw, honest gift for the passionate gamer in your life who wants to support developers over corporate money-grubbing.

Description: Apparently, your employment status now comes with a subscription button. This funny layoff design gives corporate downsizing the creator-economy treatment. No need to say “restructuring,” “workforce optimization,” or “organizational realignment.” Your employer simply decided not to renew their subscription to you. Perfect for laid-off workers, corporate survivors, tech employees, content creators, job seekers, coworkers, and anyone who has received one of those suspiciously cheerful emails announcing an “organizational change.” They didn’t fire me. They just stopped subscribing.

Description: Apparently, “laid off” wasn’t digital enough. This sarcastic workplace design gives corporate downsizing a modern creator-economy upgrade. Whether it was restructuring, budget cuts, optimization, right-sizing, or whatever phrase appeared in the company email, the end result was the same: monetization disabled. Perfect for laid-off workers, tech employees, corporate survivors, content creators, coworkers, job seekers, and anyone navigating the increasingly unpredictable world of employment. Because sometimes your career doesn’t end—it just loses monetization.

Description: Check back in July

Description: We're still on the hiring freeze from last year.