Layoffs Merch
Description: This vintage-inspired t-shirt design features a cheerful skeleton in a party hat raising a frothy mug, representing the fictional “Skeleton Quarterly Layoffs Celebration Committee” with dark workplace humor and retro mascot branding. Distressed typography, festive details, and the slogan “Surviving Deadlines. Not Jobs.” create a witty, tongue-in-cheek design that blends corporate satire with classic Halloween aesthetics.
Description: This vintage-inspired t-shirt design features a cheerful skeleton in a party hat raising a frothy mug, representing the fictional “Skeleton Quarterly Layoffs Celebration Committee” with dark workplace humor and retro mascot branding. Distressed typography, festive details, and the slogan “Surviving Deadlines. Not Jobs.” create a witty, tongue-in-cheek design that blends corporate satire with classic Halloween aesthetics.
Description: The unofficial job description for the modern workforce. This design is for the ultimate corporate survivor who is holding everything together, one extra workload at a time. Perfect for wearing when you're busy doing the work of an entire department.
Survived The Layoffs Now I Do The Work Of 5 People For The Salary Of 1 Tank Top
by Printtora
$16 $21
Description: This bold grunge tee says what every fed-up gamer is thinking — corporations are killing the games we love while developers get left behind. Perfect for fans of indie games, anyone furious about gaming layoffs, and players who believe gamers rise up against greedy suits. Makes a raw, honest gift for the passionate gamer in your life who wants to support developers over corporate money-grubbing.
Description: Apparently, your employment status now comes with a subscription button. This funny layoff design gives corporate downsizing the creator-economy treatment. No need to say “restructuring,” “workforce optimization,” or “organizational realignment.” Your employer simply decided not to renew their subscription to you. Perfect for laid-off workers, corporate survivors, tech employees, content creators, job seekers, coworkers, and anyone who has received one of those suspiciously cheerful emails announcing an “organizational change.” They didn’t fire me. They just stopped subscribing.
Description: Apparently, “laid off” wasn’t digital enough. This sarcastic workplace design gives corporate downsizing a modern creator-economy upgrade. Whether it was restructuring, budget cuts, optimization, right-sizing, or whatever phrase appeared in the company email, the end result was the same: monetization disabled. Perfect for laid-off workers, tech employees, corporate survivors, content creators, coworkers, job seekers, and anyone navigating the increasingly unpredictable world of employment. Because sometimes your career doesn’t end—it just loses monetization.
