Misfortune Cards

Description: little misfortune and fran bow characters

Description: A wonderful little girl from a not so wonderful family

Description: She's such a little lady, that Little Misfortune. Her catchphrase struck such a chord! Wear it proudly...with little hints of Misfortune's coat, her pink berry beret, her infamous sparkle, and even her best friend Benjamin...Yikes Forever! *glitter throw*

Description: illustration based on kikuo's song "girl who sells misfortune"

Description: Filburts fortune cookie "Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity"

Description: What sad, misfortunate things...😔

Description: Feeling unlucky? Well, that's how most people with a chronic illness feel every day. You never know which symptom you're gonna get or how severe it will be. It could be one, it could be all, who knows? Let's give it a spin!

Description: Little Misfortune Benjamin the Fox Yikes Forever Ugly Christmas Sweater Design

Description: Poor guy never saw it coming.

Description: Robert Louis Stevenson quote: Quiet minds cannot be perplexed or frightened but go on in fortune or misfortune at their own private pace, like a clock during a thunderstorm.

Description: This humorous design captures relatable misfortune and dark humor. Featuring a skeleton experiencing an unlucky moment, it's perfect for anyone with a cynical wit. Express your exasperation with the phrase Well, Shit.

Description: Explore the whimsical world of Little Misfortune with this captivating design featuring the main character and eerie elements.

Description: Washington Irving quote: Great minds have purposes; others have wishes. Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them.

Description: Find the perfect gift for Little Misfortune fans with this spooky-cute digital art. Featuring a fun illustration with one of the game's most iconic quotes and a grayscale rainbow, this design captures the authentic cute and creepy vibe of the beloved indie game. Perfect for lovers of Benjamin the friendly fox, Halloween aesthetic, and cute gothic home decor, mugs, t-shirts, and cozy gamer gifts.

Description: The Bastard: A Tale Told in Three Acts by Hammers of Misfortune presents a mythic, allegorical scene—an ancient tree, a human figure in confrontation, and a skeletal beast entwined in symbolic struggle. The artwork reflects themes of fate, transformation, and moral conflict, mirroring the album’s multi-act structure, rich storytelling, and dynamic progressive metal compositions.

Description: The August Engine by Hammers of Misfortune blends surreal wartime imagery with introspective stillness—bombers crossing a fractured sky while a solitary figure sits in quiet tension. The artwork reflects cycles of conflict, inner turmoil, and mechanized fate, mirroring the album’s intricate, narrative-driven progressive metal compositions.

Description: The Locust Years by Hammers of Misfortune presents a dense, symbolic tableau: a powerful eagle crowned with an all-seeing eye, threads of control extending into puppet-like figures below, all set against a storm-lit sky. The imagery suggests cycles of decay, manipulation, and inevitable upheaval—mirroring the band’s layered, progressive compositions and apocalyptic tone.

Description: This is not the fortune cookie you want to get...

Description: Dead Revolution by Hammers of Misfortune presents a dystopian fusion of flesh and machinery—distorted faces, exposed mechanisms, and a collapsing industrial skyline. The artwork reflects themes of decay, transformation, and technological domination, mirroring complex, aggressive compositions and shifting atmospheres within progressive and heavy metal realms.

Description: 17th Street by Hammers of Misfortune captures a nocturnal urban vision—figures silhouetted against a glowing cityscape, standing between isolation and connection. The imagery suggests tension, introspection, and the pulse of city life at night, echoing layered compositions and shifting moods found in progressive and heavy metal soundscapes.

Description: Overtaker by Hammers of Misfortune channels a surreal cosmic force—an intricate, biomechanical entity surging forward beneath a blinding celestial light. The imagery suggests momentum, dominance, and transformation, mirroring intense progressive arrangements and a relentless, evolving sonic drive.

Description: Fields by Hammers of Misfortune contrasts pastoral calm with subtle unease—green hills under radiating skies, crossed by power lines and watched by a lone bird. The imagery hints at tension between nature and industry, echoing dynamic songwriting that shifts between serene passages and heavier, driving sections.

Description: Legend says that the odds are one-in-four that this card works… But I beg to differ.

Description: "it makes me a little less sad."

Description: Stoic quote by Ancient Roman Caesar Marcus Aurelius for all who wish to improve, and remain calm in adversity. Stoicism is not just a philosophy. Stoicism is a mindset for success. Embrace the ancient wisdom of the philosopher king Marcus Aurelius.

Description: Skeleton

Description: Well, Shit... Humorous Quote For Sarcasm Lovers. Funny Saying For Dark Humor Fans. Relatable Bad Luck Sentiment.

Description: This design embodies Sarcastic Humor with the phrase, Well, Shit... Perfect for those experiencing a Bad Day, Unlucky moments, and enjoying Relatable Humor and Dark Comedy.

Description: This design embodies Sarcastic Humor with the phrase, Well, Shit... Perfect for those experiencing a Bad Day, Unlucky moments, and enjoying Relatable Humor and Dark Comedy.

Description: Well, Shit... Funny Skeleton Design For Dark Humor Lovers. Express Your Sarcastic Humor With This Morbidly Amusing Quote.

Description: Inspired by Slavic folklore, this artwork depicts Licho, a demon that personifies misfortune, bad fate, and disease. Often portrayed as a sinister force bringing suffering wherever it appears, Licho became a symbol of unavoidable bad luck in Slavic legends. This illustration reimagines the demon as a mysterious woman in a gothic interpretation of Slavic mythology and dark fantasy. Perfect for fans of Slavic folklore, gothic aesthetics, and dark fantasy.

Description: Rem Lezar was an inside job

Description: A stark black-and-white linocut-style illustration of a solitary male figure pierced and struck by an absurd assortment of swords, arrows, hooks and other weapons. The deadpan composition turns extreme misfortune into dark visual humour

Description: Well, Shit... captures the essence of relatable bad days and unexpected misfortune with a humorous twist. This design is perfect for those who appreciate sarcastic humor, funny sayings, and skeleton-themed comedy.

Description: This design captures a moment of relatable frustration with the phrase Well, Shit... It's perfect for individuals who enjoy dark humor, sarcasm, and funny sayings, especially those featuring skeletons and ironic quotes.

Description: Well, Shit... Funny Relatable Sarcasm Frustration Humor. Express your exasperation with this witty quote for bad luck and everyday struggles. Perfect for individuals with a sarcastic sense of humor.