Misfortune Merch

Description: little misfortune and fran bow characters

Description: A wonderful little girl from a not so wonderful family

Description: She's such a little lady, that Little Misfortune. Her catchphrase struck such a chord! Wear it proudly...with little hints of Misfortune's coat, her pink berry beret, her infamous sparkle, and even her best friend Benjamin...Yikes Forever! *glitter throw*

Description: illustration based on kikuo's song "girl who sells misfortune"

Description: Filburts fortune cookie "Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity"

Description: Little Misfortune(Game)

Description: What sad, misfortunate things...😔

Description: Little Misfortune Benjamin the Fox Yikes Forever Ugly Christmas Sweater Design

Description: Feeling unlucky? Well, that's how most people with a chronic illness feel every day. You never know which symptom you're gonna get or how severe it will be. It could be one, it could be all, who knows? Let's give it a spin!

Description: Poor guy never saw it coming.

Description: Robert Louis Stevenson quote: Quiet minds cannot be perplexed or frightened but go on in fortune or misfortune at their own private pace, like a clock during a thunderstorm.

Description: Montesquieu quote: Not to be loved is a misfortune, but it is an insult to be loved no longer.

Description: This humorous design captures relatable misfortune and dark humor. Featuring a skeleton experiencing an unlucky moment, it's perfect for anyone with a cynical wit. Express your exasperation with the phrase Well, Shit.

Description: Washington Irving quote: Great minds have purposes; others have wishes. Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them.

Description: Explore the whimsical world of Little Misfortune with this captivating design featuring the main character and eerie elements.

Description: Find the perfect gift for Little Misfortune fans with this spooky-cute digital art. Featuring a fun illustration with one of the game's most iconic quotes and a grayscale rainbow, this design captures the authentic cute and creepy vibe of the beloved indie game. Perfect for lovers of Benjamin the friendly fox, Halloween aesthetic, and cute gothic home decor, mugs, t-shirts, and cozy gamer gifts.

Description: Baruch Spinoza quote: If slavery, barbarism and desolation are to be called peace, men can have no worse misfortune.

Description: The Bastard: A Tale Told in Three Acts by Hammers of Misfortune presents a mythic, allegorical scene—an ancient tree, a human figure in confrontation, and a skeletal beast entwined in symbolic struggle. The artwork reflects themes of fate, transformation, and moral conflict, mirroring the album’s multi-act structure, rich storytelling, and dynamic progressive metal compositions.

Description: The Locust Years by Hammers of Misfortune presents a dense, symbolic tableau: a powerful eagle crowned with an all-seeing eye, threads of control extending into puppet-like figures below, all set against a storm-lit sky. The imagery suggests cycles of decay, manipulation, and inevitable upheaval—mirroring the band’s layered, progressive compositions and apocalyptic tone.

Description: The August Engine by Hammers of Misfortune blends surreal wartime imagery with introspective stillness—bombers crossing a fractured sky while a solitary figure sits in quiet tension. The artwork reflects cycles of conflict, inner turmoil, and mechanized fate, mirroring the album’s intricate, narrative-driven progressive metal compositions.

Description: This is not the fortune cookie you want to get...

Description: Dead Revolution by Hammers of Misfortune presents a dystopian fusion of flesh and machinery—distorted faces, exposed mechanisms, and a collapsing industrial skyline. The artwork reflects themes of decay, transformation, and technological domination, mirroring complex, aggressive compositions and shifting atmospheres within progressive and heavy metal realms.

Description: Overtaker by Hammers of Misfortune channels a surreal cosmic force—an intricate, biomechanical entity surging forward beneath a blinding celestial light. The imagery suggests momentum, dominance, and transformation, mirroring intense progressive arrangements and a relentless, evolving sonic drive.

Description: Fields by Hammers of Misfortune contrasts pastoral calm with subtle unease—green hills under radiating skies, crossed by power lines and watched by a lone bird. The imagery hints at tension between nature and industry, echoing dynamic songwriting that shifts between serene passages and heavier, driving sections.

Description: Legend says that the odds are one-in-four that this card works… But I beg to differ.

Description: 17th Street by Hammers of Misfortune captures a nocturnal urban vision—figures silhouetted against a glowing cityscape, standing between isolation and connection. The imagery suggests tension, introspection, and the pulse of city life at night, echoing layered compositions and shifting moods found in progressive and heavy metal soundscapes.

Description: Ignorance Is A Voluntary Misfortune Apparel Ignorance Is A Voluntary Misfortune Simple design with Ignorance Is A Voluntary Misfortune quote is for everyone. Looking for a gorgeous present for someone? Take this Present for your best friend, mother, father, brother or everyone who enjoys design and likes amusing quotations or snarky sayings... Perfect outfit for anyone, a perfect part of accessories for you to complete the collection of necklace, mug cup. hat, keychain, pajamas, bracelet, apron.

Description: This funny skeleton design perfectly captures those moments when things don't quite go as planned, featuring a skeleton reaching for a red balloon floating away. It's a humorous irony design for anyone who appreciates a bit of sarcastic humor or has experienced a relatable bad day. This cartoon style art makes a great funny oopsie gift for friends or family, especially for Halloween funny occasions or just to bring a smile.

Description: "it makes me a little less sad."

Description: Stoic quote by Ancient Roman Caesar Marcus Aurelius for all who wish to improve, and remain calm in adversity. Stoicism is not just a philosophy. Stoicism is a mindset for success. Embrace the ancient wisdom of the philosopher king Marcus Aurelius.

Description: Skeleton

Description: Well, Shit... Humorous Quote For Sarcasm Lovers. Funny Saying For Dark Humor Fans. Relatable Bad Luck Sentiment.

Description: Inspired by Slavic folklore, this artwork depicts Licho, a demon that personifies misfortune, bad fate, and disease. Often portrayed as a sinister force bringing suffering wherever it appears, Licho became a symbol of unavoidable bad luck in Slavic legends. This illustration reimagines the demon as a mysterious woman in a gothic interpretation of Slavic mythology and dark fantasy. Perfect for fans of Slavic folklore, gothic aesthetics, and dark fantasy.

Description: Rem Lezar was an inside job

Description: Well, Shit... captures the essence of relatable bad days and unexpected misfortune with a humorous twist. This design is perfect for those who appreciate sarcastic humor, funny sayings, and skeleton-themed comedy.

Description: A stark black-and-white linocut-style illustration of a solitary male figure pierced and struck by an absurd assortment of swords, arrows, hooks and other weapons. The deadpan composition turns extreme misfortune into dark visual humour