Pasture Cards

Description: Yep - other peoples bull is not your problem. A funny design with a cartoon cow calling out the bullshit.

Description: Remember your visit to Cadillac Ranch with this original watercolor painting design.

Description: A funny cow gift that features a cow that is ready for bed and some sleep! It's pasture your bedtime! This cow pun gift will make you smile. A cute cow gift for kids, men and women who love to nap.

Description: Not my pasture not my cows not my bullshit

Description: Relate to the laziest farm animal with this funny highland cow graphic. This adorable pasture potato illustration embraces a lazy cottagecore aesthetic, making it a hilarious relatable humor meme gift for any fluffy cow fan or wholesome animal lover.

Description: A spooky cow Halloween typography design with a cow silhouette, haunted fence, and friendly ghost.

Description: The opening verse of Psalm 23 overlaid on British artist Elizabeth Christie Austen Brown's 1920 woodcut, titled "Evening Pasture."

Description: Not My Pasture Not My Bullshit

Description: Ride into the sunset with this magnificent equine portrait! This beautiful majestic creature wears classic aviator sunglasses, with a stunning open pasture and wooden fence reflected brilliantly in the lenses.

Description: A bold and humorous western cow design featuring a confident horned cow wearing a turquoise bandana and holding a wheat stem beneath the phrase “Pasture Legend.” Perfect for cow lovers, cattle farmers, ranchers, country lifestyle fans, and anyone who enjoys rustic farm humor. A fun gift choice for birthdays, farm events, ranch life enthusiasts, and proud countryside legends.

Description: A goat illustrated in expressive white ink brushstrokes against a dark background, forming a clean and balanced minimalist composition. The distinctive horn shape and textured animal silhouette create a recognizable countryside appearance while keeping the artwork modern and understated. Graphic and refined, this animal illustration is perfect for fans of minimalist farm animal art and contemporary monochrome design. A subtle piece suited for apparel and accessories.

Description: A pig illustrated in expressive white ink brushstrokes against a dark background, forming a clean and balanced minimalist composition. The rounded animal form and distinctive silhouette create a recognizable farm animal appearance while keeping the artwork modern and understated. Graphic and refined, this animal illustration is perfect for fans of minimalist farm animal art and contemporary monochrome design. A subtle piece suited for apparel and accessories.

Description: My Milkshake Did Summon All The Knaves To Yon Pasture Perfect for casual outings, social gatherings, or as a statement piece in everyday wear, showcasing your sense of humor.

Description: A heartwarming, vintage-inspired country graphic celebrating farm life and rustic charm. This clean flat vector illustration showcases three adorable baby goat kids peering curiously over a rustic wooden fence post. The trio includes a tri-color black and brown goat, a solid cream goat, and a unique spotted dapple kid, complete with a tiny four-leaf clover accent tucked into the wood grain. Rendered with soft line art and a warm, natural color palette, this classic layout delivers a timeless cottagecore look. Perfect for goat lovers, hobby farmers, homesteaders, and casual everyday apparel.

Description: Classic vintage woodcut engraving displaying a traditional overalls-clad farmer carrying a bucket as he walks dairy cows toward a glowing country sunset. Timeless heritage artwork honoring generational farmers, cattlemen, and pastoral caretakers.

Description: All This Bullshit And Not A Pasture In Sight is the theme of this design. You should definitely add this to your wardrobe. Buy for your neighbor, wife, girlfriend, spouse, boyfriend, son, or any of the aforementioned!

Description: Stay drama-free with this hilarious "Not My Pasture Not My Bullshit" design featuring three curious sketch-style cows looking over a fence. Perfect for farmers, cow lovers, country girls, and anyone who loves sarcastic humor and funny farm quotes.

Description: A lamb illustrated in expressive white ink brushstrokes against a dark background, forming a clean and balanced minimalist composition. The soft animal form and textured wool silhouette create a distinctive pastoral appearance while keeping the artwork modern and understated. Graphic and refined, this animal illustration is perfect for fans of minimalist farm animal art and contemporary monochrome design. A subtle piece suited for apparel and accessories.

Description: A lamb illustrated in expressive white ink brushstrokes against a dark background, forming a clean and balanced minimalist composition. The soft animal form and textured wool silhouette create a distinctive pastoral appearance while keeping the artwork modern and understated. Graphic and refined, this animal illustration is perfect for fans of minimalist wildlife art and contemporary monochrome design. A subtle piece suited for apparel and accessories.

Description: A calf illustrated in expressive white ink brushstrokes against a dark background, forming a clean and balanced minimalist composition. The young animal form and simple silhouette create a distinctive countryside appearance while keeping the artwork modern and understated. Graphic and refined, this animal illustration is perfect for fans of minimalist farm animal art and contemporary monochrome design. A subtle piece suited for apparel and accessories.

Description: A confident brown cow wearing a turquoise bandana and holding a wheat stem, paired with the playful phrase “Pasture Legend.” This funny country farm design is perfect for cow lovers, ranchers, farmers, agriculture fans, and anyone who enjoys rustic western humor and charming barnyard animals. A fun gift for birthdays, cattle enthusiasts, farm life fans, and rural lifestyle lovers.

Description: Organic Fresh Pasture-Raised Grass-Fed Local Raw Organic Fresh Pasture-Raised Grass-Fed Local Raw Step back in time with our collection of retro-inspired tops that will take you on a nostalgic journey. Our designs feature bold prints, funky patterns, and bright colors that are sure to catch everyone's eye. These vintage-style tops are perfect for anyone who loves to express their unique personality through their fashion choices and enjoys standing out from the crowd. Wear them to your next music festival, day out with friends, or just as a statement piece to jazz up a casual outfit.

Description: Pasture time is prime time features a country girl theme with a natural, wearable feel, with hints of funny horse and horse lovers. A natural pick for country girl fans, especially as a gift on tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.

Description: A funny unicorn typography design with a fabulous magical creature and pasture humor.

Description: Not my pasture not my cows not my bullshit

Description: Step back in time to the countryside with this Organic Egg Service sign, an ideal piece of nostalgic Retro Advertisement art. The 1950s-style scene features a friendly delivery driver handing a basket of fresh eggs to a smiling housewife on a sunny farm. Bring the cozy warmth of Vintage Americana into your daily life.

Description: Not Today Heifer, Not my Pasture Shirt, Funny Cow Saying

Description: A rustic, vintage-inspired heritage graphic celebrating cattle ranching and livestock farming. This highly detailed, woodcut-style engraving showcases a black Angus cattle family standing side-by-side in a grassy pasture, featuring two large cows with traditional ear tags numbered 72 and 71 alongside their young calf. Rendered in a bold, solid black monochrome ink, this clean vector illustration of image_15.png delivers a classic, timeless aesthetic perfect for cattlemen, livestock handlers, ranch owners, and country lifestyle apparel.

Description: A cute frog sitting on a lily pad holding a cup of tea with the text Not My Pasture, Not My Cows.

Description: Retro Farmland Cow Beef Origin Poster Design A quiet, painterly moment out on the range: a single cow stands in an open field under a distressed salmon-and-cream sky, with “Where’s the beef from?” stamped above in weathered vintage type. Unlike the bolder statement pieces in this collection, this design leans fully into retro landscape illustration — muted tones, grain texture, and a nostalgic screen-print feel that works as much as wall art as it does apparel. A great pick for farmhouse decor fans, rural americana lovers, and anyone who wants the beef-origin question asked a little more quietly. From Puff Sumo — designs with something to say.

Description: Celebrate responsible ranch life with a practical message for cattle ranchers about closing every pasture gate. Perfect for livestock farmers, ranch workers, and anyone proud of their rural lifestyle.

Description: Pasture prime real estate features a horse riding theme with a natural, wearable feel, with hints of funny horse and horse lovers. A natural pick for horse riding fans, especially as a gift on tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.

Description: A playful Halloween typography design with a ghost, spotted cow, fence, and full moon.

Description: Psalm 23 sheep resting peacefully in green pastures, inspired by the comforting words of Psalm 23:2. This Christian scripture design captures faith, rest, guidance, and trust through a serene sleeping sheep scene. A meaningful choice for Bible readers, church communities, Sunday school groups, pastors, families, and anyone drawn to peaceful Christian artwork.

Description: A bull is grazing in the pasture in the evening, the bright moon is shining, illuminating the entire beautiful meadow of different grasses.

Description: A humorous design featuring a witty quote and a cute farm animal.