Pasture Merch

Description: Yep - other peoples bull is not your problem. A funny design with a cartoon cow calling out the bullshit.

Description: Remember your visit to Cadillac Ranch with this original watercolor painting design.

Description: Funny and sarcastic western style graphic design featuring a rustic country quote with cowboy horns and rope details. Perfect country humor joke for farmers, ranchers, cowboys, and anyone who loves witty southern sarcasm.Main

Description: Sarcastic and humorous country life quote displayed on a clean white layout. Featuring rustic typography with bull horns and cowboy theme details. Perfect witty western gift for cowboys, cowgirls, and southern humor lovers

Description: Moo Bitch Get Out The Hay

Description: Moo Bitch Get Out The Hay

Description: Celebrate the charm of cows with this fun artwork! Perfect for farm lovers and those who appreciate whimsical art.

Description: The front side shows the opening verse of Psalm 23 overlaid on British artist Elizabeth Christie Austen Brown's 1920 woodcut, titled "Evening Pasture." The back shows the full psalm. This version has 2 sides - we also have a single sided design with more options, see The Lord Is My Shepherd with "Evening Pasture" by Elizabeth Christie Austen Brown.

Description: The opening verse of Psalm 23 overlaid on British artist Elizabeth Christie Austen Brown's 1920 woodcut, titled "Evening Pasture."

Description: A funny cow gift that features a cow that is ready for bed and some sleep! It's pasture your bedtime! This cow pun gift will make you smile. A cute cow gift for kids, men and women who love to nap.

Description: A spooky cow Halloween typography design with a cow silhouette, haunted fence, and friendly ghost.

Description: Not My Pasture Not My Bullshit

Description: Ride into the sunset with this magnificent equine portrait! This beautiful majestic creature wears classic aviator sunglasses, with a stunning open pasture and wooden fence reflected brilliantly in the lenses.

Description: Moo Bitch Get Out The Hay

Description: Moo Bitch Get Out The Hay

Description: A bold and humorous western cow design featuring a confident horned cow wearing a turquoise bandana and holding a wheat stem beneath the phrase “Pasture Legend.” Perfect for cow lovers, cattle farmers, ranchers, country lifestyle fans, and anyone who enjoys rustic farm humor. A fun gift choice for birthdays, farm events, ranch life enthusiasts, and proud countryside legends.

Description: A heartwarming, vintage-inspired country graphic celebrating farm life and rustic charm. This clean flat vector illustration showcases three adorable baby goat kids peering curiously over a rustic wooden fence post. The trio includes a tri-color black and brown goat, a solid cream goat, and a unique spotted dapple kid, complete with a tiny four-leaf clover accent tucked into the wood grain. Rendered with soft line art and a warm, natural color palette, this classic layout delivers a timeless cottagecore look. Perfect for goat lovers, hobby farmers, homesteaders, and casual everyday apparel.

Description: All This Bullshit And Not A Pasture In Sight is the theme of this design. You should definitely add this to your wardrobe. Buy for your neighbor, wife, girlfriend, spouse, boyfriend, son, or any of the aforementioned!

Description: Classic vintage woodcut engraving displaying a traditional overalls-clad farmer carrying a bucket as he walks dairy cows toward a glowing country sunset. Timeless heritage artwork honoring generational farmers, cattlemen, and pastoral caretakers.

Description: My Milkshake Did Summon All The Knaves To Yon Pasture Perfect for casual outings, social gatherings, or as a statement piece in everyday wear, showcasing your sense of humor.

Description: A goat illustrated in expressive white ink brushstrokes against a dark background, forming a clean and balanced minimalist composition. The distinctive horn shape and textured animal silhouette create a recognizable countryside appearance while keeping the artwork modern and understated. Graphic and refined, this animal illustration is perfect for fans of minimalist farm animal art and contemporary monochrome design. A subtle piece suited for apparel and accessories.

Description: A pig illustrated in expressive white ink brushstrokes against a dark background, forming a clean and balanced minimalist composition. The rounded animal form and distinctive silhouette create a recognizable farm animal appearance while keeping the artwork modern and understated. Graphic and refined, this animal illustration is perfect for fans of minimalist farm animal art and contemporary monochrome design. A subtle piece suited for apparel and accessories.

Description: Stay drama-free with this hilarious "Not My Pasture Not My Bullshit" design featuring three curious sketch-style cows looking over a fence. Perfect for farmers, cow lovers, country girls, and anyone who loves sarcastic humor and funny farm quotes.

Description: A calf illustrated in expressive white ink brushstrokes against a dark background, forming a clean and balanced minimalist composition. The young animal form and simple silhouette create a distinctive countryside appearance while keeping the artwork modern and understated. Graphic and refined, this animal illustration is perfect for fans of minimalist farm animal art and contemporary monochrome design. A subtle piece suited for apparel and accessories.

Description: A lamb illustrated in expressive white ink brushstrokes against a dark background, forming a clean and balanced minimalist composition. The soft animal form and textured wool silhouette create a distinctive pastoral appearance while keeping the artwork modern and understated. Graphic and refined, this animal illustration is perfect for fans of minimalist wildlife art and contemporary monochrome design. A subtle piece suited for apparel and accessories.

Description: A lamb illustrated in expressive white ink brushstrokes against a dark background, forming a clean and balanced minimalist composition. The soft animal form and textured wool silhouette create a distinctive pastoral appearance while keeping the artwork modern and understated. Graphic and refined, this animal illustration is perfect for fans of minimalist farm animal art and contemporary monochrome design. A subtle piece suited for apparel and accessories.

Description: Organic Fresh Pasture-Raised Grass-Fed Local Raw Organic Fresh Pasture-Raised Grass-Fed Local Raw Step back in time with our collection of retro-inspired tops that will take you on a nostalgic journey. Our designs feature bold prints, funky patterns, and bright colors that are sure to catch everyone's eye. These vintage-style tops are perfect for anyone who loves to express their unique personality through their fashion choices and enjoys standing out from the crowd. Wear them to your next music festival, day out with friends, or just as a statement piece to jazz up a casual outfit.

Description: Pasture time is prime time features a country girl theme with a natural, wearable feel, with hints of funny horse and horse lovers. A natural pick for country girl fans, especially as a gift on tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.

Description: A confident brown cow wearing a turquoise bandana and holding a wheat stem, paired with the playful phrase “Pasture Legend.” This funny country farm design is perfect for cow lovers, ranchers, farmers, agriculture fans, and anyone who enjoys rustic western humor and charming barnyard animals. A fun gift for birthdays, cattle enthusiasts, farm life fans, and rural lifestyle lovers.

Description: Not my pasture not my cows not my bullshit

Description: Not my pasture not my cows not my bullshit

Description: A funny unicorn typography design with a fabulous magical creature and pasture humor.

Description: This whimsical illustration shows three dressed ducks strolling through a countryside scene with Psalm 23:6 lettering and a gentle faith-inspired message. It makes a thoughtful duck lover present, churchgoing gift, or housewarming present for anyone who enjoys Christian scripture art and charming animal artwork.

Description: ask me about my baa sheep

Description: Step back in time to the countryside with this Organic Egg Service sign, an ideal piece of nostalgic Retro Advertisement art. The 1950s-style scene features a friendly delivery driver handing a basket of fresh eggs to a smiling housewife on a sunny farm. Bring the cozy warmth of Vintage Americana into your daily life.

Description: Not Today Heifer, Not my Pasture Shirt, Funny Cow Saying