Pineapple Pizza Podcast Cards

Description: This design was inspired by Ashley's super pale skin and the frequent jokes about crawling out of a coffin or crypt to record the show. If you too think you look a bit like death, it's the perfect choice.

Description: Celebrate your love of all things mythological with this fun Oh My Gods design, featuring various deities and mythological creatures we've covered on the show!

Description: Ashley has a habit of using this phrase, and we have no chill when it comes to merch designs - so behold: Ashley's accidentally catchphrase now has its own colorful merch.

Description: This quirky design was inspired by our Urban Legend episode, "We Didn't Start the Fire...Probably" and our general love of mischief. It's perfect for camping or general bonfire merriment.

Description: For all those times we have a bright insight into a story

Description: Sweet and cheesy, not everyone understands our awesomeness, but we're sure glad you do... question mark?

Description: Design inspired by our mythology episode, "Creative Mischief and the Divine Feminine"

Description: Who likes Freud anyway?

Description: Did you know that Freud discovered the platypus? Neither did we, until Lindsay dropped this truth on us! (pst, it's not true, but it seems like it should be)

Description: The one, the only, official Pineapple Pizza Podcast logo. You're welcome

Description: We can definitely relate. It's hard being THIS amazing, isn't it?

Description: Are they really though?

Description: Believer in Bigfoot? Mad for Mothman? Nuts for Nessie? Then you are definitely Team Cryptozoology

Description: Love the myths and legends of old? Can't get enough of the gods, creation and divine mischief? Then you are definitely Team Mythology!

Description: Who doesn't love pineapples and pizza? Put together, they're a beautiful pair.

Description: Calling Darkness is an Audio Drama Queens Production

Description: Are they though?

Description: The infamous Kuchisake-Onna is known to ask "Am I pretty?". Just remember, honesty is the best policy. Respond with a simple, "Ehhh, you're ok" and you may be safe.

Description: Oedipus had a swollen head and a swollen foot but...

Description: I'm a magical sea beat that got a god home in one day, ONE DAY! And all I got for it was this lousy sash. Smh

Description: i am the night! fear me! i will eat your mosquitoes!