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This design was inspired by Ashley's super pale skin and the frequent jokes about crawling out of a coffin or crypt to record the show. If you too think you look a bit like death, it's the perfect choice.

Celebrate your love of all things mythological with this fun Oh My Gods design, featuring various deities and mythological creatures we've covered on the show!

This design was inspired by the magnificent stories of El Camahueto, the Chilean unicorn that Emily told us about in our episode, "Lady's Cassandra's Chilean Cousin and the Magical Eunuch-corn." Sure, these guys are destructive, but just look at that adorable face!

This design was inspired by our episode on the battle between Kali and Mahishasura (aka Buffalo Demon). Hostess Lindsay imagined the buffalo demon to be a perfect college mascot, and thus a new design was born.

As we do so often on Pineapple Pizza Podcast, we attempted to find a simple way to define what makes doing something a scientific act. We decided it's mostly writing down what happens, although if you are freezing samples, too, then you are absolutely doing science.

This quirky design was inspired by our Urban Legend episode, "We Didn't Start the Fire...Probably" and our general love of mischief. It's perfect for camping or general bonfire merriment.

This design was inspired by our Terrifying Tidbit on the Waterford Sheepman. As Lindsay would say, "If I had one nickel for every time I heard that, I'd have one nickel and a broken bridge."

This designed was inspired by one of Ashley's many self-appointed titles. She may not be the greatest or the best, but she's the Queen of Okay...because the Queen of That'll Do doesn't sound as nice.

This design was inspired by the giant question marks hanging in the air every time we dip into something truly bizarre.

We love puns, pizza, and every kind of legend there is!

This design was inspired by our Scottish cryptozoology episode when we ponder aloud about the existence of potential demon cats living within us.

This design was inspired by Ashley's obsession with Ninsun, the Mesopotamian wild cow goddess from the Epic of Gilgamesh...because everyone deserves to unleash their inner wild cow goddess.

This designed was inspired by our Terrifying Tidbit mini episode on the Scarecrown of Chiang Rai. Sometimes you just have to grab that yellowish area by its points and never let go...even if they're jazz points.

This design was inspired by the beautiful creation story of The Rainbow Serpent that we talked about on our Australian mythology episode.

We love pizza, puns, and legends of every kind!

This design was inspired how overheated we tend to get during recording and is being released in celebration of our 1 year anniversary.

Sweet and cheesy, not everyone understands our awesomeness, but we're sure glad you do... question mark?

Design inspired by our mythology episode, "Creative Mischief and the Divine Feminine"

The one, the only, official Pineapple Pizza Podcast logo. You're welcome

For all those times we have a bright insight into a story

Who likes Freud anyway?

This design was inspired by the magical mirror in our episode on Russian epic poetry, "From Russia with (God's) Love," that reflects the soul of the person looking into it. It turns out that if you're mean to orphans, you don't have a very attractive soul.

Did you know that Freud discovered the platypus? Neither did we, until Lindsay dropped this truth on us! (pst, it's not true, but it seems like it should be)

We can definitely relate. It's hard being THIS amazing, isn't it?

We may speak foreign languages passably to poorly, but Inglish is wear we reely shyne

Pineapple makes everything better! Ok. Not everything. But nearly everything.

We may speak foreign languages passably or poorly, but Inglish is wear we really shyne

The human body is stupid. Gravity says so. Bones; defying gravity

This design was inspired by our Turkish urban legends episode, "Let's Hear It for the Girls," specifically the story about Sarikiz.

The delightful Kuchisake-Onna, aka Slit Mouth Woman, went and got herself a boyfriend

Believer in Bigfoot? Mad for Mothman? Nuts for Nessie? Then you're definitely Team Cryptozoology

The human body is stupid. Gravity says so. Bones; defying gravity

Believer in Bigfoot? Mad for Mothman? Nuts for Nessie? Then you are definitely Team Cryptozoology

This design was inspired by our now repeated cameos from Ashley's least favorite child, Klaus the Muffin Smasher. If you see him, guard your muffins.