Plain Cards

Description: This shirt screams unapologetic 90s nostalgia and in-your-face confidence. “I’m #1 Why Try Harder” is not just a phrase—it’s a lifestyle, dripping with irony and a devil-may-care attitude. Whether you're channeling Fatboy Slim’s iconic irreverence or just want everyone to know you’ve got your priorities straight (hint: it’s not effort), this tee is perfect for those who don’t sweat the small stuff—or the big stuff either.

Description: Platonic Solids in aromantic pride flag colors (plain version)

Description: A minimal tribute to their classic track. Distressed/Faded print effect.

Description: Sometimes the most profound statement is the simplest one - this is indeed a shirt, and it's not afraid to say it! Perfect for those who appreciate meta humor and the beauty of stating the obvious with confidence.

Description: Mash up of two science fiction movies. Plain color version.

Description: Design solid graph red

Description: A lovely blue version of our logo (designed by Ida Yoder Short), now available on lots of things!

Description: Thinking about thinking

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I'll rise but I won't shine". When you're exhausted, and tired of people, and of the world. But at the end of the day there's always the couch and a blanket!

Description: Plane Shirt - Funny Paper Plane Design

Description: Plasma Cash is Plasma. Suitable for white/light coloured merch

Description: "Your inability to grasp science in not a valid argument against it." In a world where some people treat facts as optional, remain objective and on the side of truth. Available in other colors and text styles.

Description: Just Plain Salty

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "queso sparks joy". Don't let Marie Kondo clear the chips, queso, or salsa out of your house. If you don't feel happy yet, you probably haven't added enough cheese.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Which wine pairs well with societal collapse?" Yeah, these aren't the best years, are they? Democracy down the tubes, the rise of the oligarchs, and just the stupidest timeline ever. Gotta be sassy about it.

Description: Sometimes the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense, I need a nap afterward, sarcastic quote, funny shirts, funny sarcastic quote, funny t-shirts

Description: Plain White T's Band

Description: "I’d care, but it sounds exhausting." Phrases, sayings, jokes, and funny, politically incorrect quotes. Perfect for buying and gifting on special days, holidays, birthdays, Father's Day, Mother's Day, Halloween, Christmas, etc. Written in white letters or black letters..

Description: Write your own message, draw something nice. Use your creativity :)!

Description: beer Repo Man

Description: Plain Pink dot pattern

Description: A plain and simple anarcho-syndicalist flag for all you anti-capitalist socialists and libertarians. Property is Theft!

Description: Funny Vampire Fangs Teeth Face Mask for Halloween or Just for Laughs

Description: Plain color Seamless Mint Blue Green

Description: Aviation Fuel

Description: basic Christmas

Description: Creepy Hollow Halloween Deep Pumpkin Orange The traditional darker orange solid pumpkin orange color associated with autumn harvest and Halloween - deep, dark, pumpkin, orange, pumpkin orange, dark pumpkin, deep pumpkin, deep orange, dark orange, deep pumpkin orange, dark pumpkin orange, deep dark pumpkin orange, creepy, hollow, halloween, creepy hollow, creepy hollow halloween, october, harvest, all hallows eve, costumes, party, halloween party, halloween costume, trick or treat, scary, witches, goblins, ghosts, ghouls, monsters, spirits, vampires, werewolves, mummies, zombies, walking dead, dia de los meurtos, graveyard, graves, cemeteries, tomb

Description: Funny sarcastic quotes tshirt perfect gifts for mother's day, father's day, thanksgiving, party, xmas, halloween, holiday, 4th of July, and any occasion. Give the best present for your friend and family. Humour shirt make you happy and funny.

Description: Shirt On A Shirt jokes

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I was an honor student - I don't know what happened". When life's just outta control, you're suddenly old, and just - what's going on?!

Description: Too Hard

Description: T Mac - Royal Blue - Plain

Description: A design based on the quote by Bartholomew Hunt in the movie Almost Heroes. Hunt: "Fearsome beasts of the mountains and plains. I've seen a bear so powerful... that it *snapped* a man's body in half with his huge jaws. Garrgghh! Garrgghh! I've seen a badger with paws as big as frying pans. And that'd rip your face right off! Right off! Nothing you can do with that! Just rip it off! Once there was a hawk that swooped down from the sky... Aggghhh! Aggghhh! Aggghhh! And plucked a man's eyeballs out of his sockets. Auuuggghhh! Auuuggghhh! The fella was screaming, "I'm blind! I can't see!" *Twice* when I was fishing... "

Description: Stony Plain is known for its vibrant murals, small-town charm, and strong ties to Alberta’s prairie heritage. The community celebrates art and culture while offering a welcoming place to live and visit. This drawing makes a thoughtful souvenir or gift for anyone connected to Stony Plain.