Plain Cards
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "the horrors persist - but so do I". Ugh, it's a nightmare timeline, and it just keeps getting worse, but keep going. One day we'll see his obituary.
"the horrors persist - but so do I" in plain white letters - just keep going Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "if you're happy and you know it, stay in bed". Don't ruin things by getting up and greeting the day! Stay in bed, or on the couch, or just generally home, where EVERYTHING'S nicer.
"if you're happy and you know it, stay in bed" in plain white letters - why ruin things by getting up Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: There's so much that might be possible, if you weren't limited by this dodgasted technology. Ah well. What's to be done?
"limited by the technology of my time" in plain white letters - how very vexing Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I stopped listening already". Easily distracted, difficult to concentrate, maybe neurodiverse, maybe ADHD, maybe just an introvert all outta spoons. Just being honest.
"I stopped listening already" in plain white letters - well, at least you're honest about - squirrel! Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: This custodian Plain white letters Typography design features the phrase "best custodian ever", Perfect for janitors, maintenance workers, and cleaning professionals, this design celebrates the hard work of keeping spaces spotless. Whether you're a school custodian, office cleaner, or facility maintenance expert, wear this with pride and humor. Ideal as a gift for custodians who tackle messes like a pro!
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "No problemo! Narrator: But it was all problemo". When you're hanging on by your fingertips and the problems are just multiplying.
"No problemo! Narrator: But it was all problemo" in plain white letters - when life is just a dumpster fire Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Celebrate the athleticism of Quinyon Mitchell, the Eagles' standout rookie cornerback, with this striking illustration. Featuring player number 27 mid-air, leaping for an interception, this design captures the raw energy and skill that defines his game. Perfect for fans of the Eagles, football, or dynamic sports art, this piece is a sleek and bold addition to any collection.Quinyon Mitchell, NFL rookie, Eagles defense, Philadelphia Eagles, football illustration, player number 27, interception leap, NFL art, dynamic football pose, Eagles fan gear, Philly football, sports illustration, cornerback skills, football interception, defensive play, NFL fan art, Eagles pride, football action shot, NFL star design, sports fan gift
Quinyon Mitchell – Quinyonomo Bay Plain Edition Card
by HauzKat Designs Shop
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I come from a long line of dead people". Ain't no bad joke like a dad joke! Sometimes we need the corny and the cheesy to get us through the day. Henc henc henc.
"I come from a long line of dead people" in plain white letters - dad jokes FTW Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "and I'ma take that personally". If you're sensitive and you know it, clap your hands. Or maybe you're just socially awkward. May as well tell people in advance.
"and I'ma take that personally" in plain white letters - forewarned is forearmed, amirite? Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "cantankerous". Curmudgeons and grumps and grouches, unite! Drink a toast to "bah humbug" and "get off my lawn" and practice your muttering to keep your hand in.
"cantankerous" in plain white letters - for when your "curmudgeon" shirt is in the wash Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: "This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely
"This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely Card
by PMK-PODCAST
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I need a short nap to adjust my attitude". When you're grumpy, cantankerous, and a curmudgeon, but a little sleep would fix it all. Oh, who are we kidding.
"I need a short nap to adjust my attitude" in plain white letters - for the perpetually grumpy Card
by TheBestWords
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Comanche Nation Seal Lords Of The Plains Card
by tabbythesing960
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "approx 12% torta". Trust Mexico to come up with the best sandwich! Crema, guacamole, carne asada, pork leg, frijoles... what will you choose? Add that red chipotle salsa to make it amazing!
"approx 12% torta" in plain white letters - simply the best sandwich, even before the avocado Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "All things considered, I'm pro democracy." Yeah, democracy is better than autocracy. And better than fascism. And January 6 WAS an insurrection and it's time to defend democracy.
"All things considered, I'm pro democracy." in plain white letters - it's the worst system, except for all the others Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "degenerate". For you or society in general. Wear this with your tongue in cheek, or literally; only you know your miscreant truth. Also available in black.
"degenerate" in plain white letters - celebrate the decline Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Ah, a discerning customer I do see. Welcome to Mimic Gaming, your personal online emporium for the very best of nerdy items and apparel. Need a little something to raise your stats? Just looking for something new and shiny? No matter, you have come to the right place! Our shelves are stocked with armor to guard you against awaiting social situations, and weapons to arm you for any adventure! This shirt is perfect as a gift for that nerdy someone in your life. It also makes a great addition to any closet, including yours. When you want something that every other person isn’t wearing, this is a perfect choice.
Plasma Cash is Plasma Ethereum Cryptocurrency Card
by Felixbunny
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Description: This is my second rodeo." in plain 3D letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely
This is my second rodeo." in plain 3D letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely Card
by donaldSHOP
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Hillary was right about everything." Each day that goes by shows that Hillary was right. About Trump, about SCOTUS, about everything. It's as simple as that.
"Hillary was right about everything." in plain white letters - and history will just keep proving her righter Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Tasted a little tear gas. Tasted like fascism."The iconic words of an anti-ICE protester in LA, California, in 2025 - resist authoritarianism; stand up for democracy and the constitution! And each other.
"Tasted a little tear gas. Tasted like fascism." in plain white letters - resist, resist, resist Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: "Your inability to grasp science in not a valid argument against it." For scientists, teachers, and fans of education, the truth and of facts. This version in black distressed text - variations available.
"Your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it" (plain speaking in black text) Card
by Ofeefee
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