Plain Cards
Description: "Oh, 'possible'? Only if I feel like it. Impossible is nothing." Phrases, sayings, jokes, and funny, politically incorrect quotes. Perfect for buying and gifting on special days, holidays, birthdays, Father's Day, Mother's Day, Halloween, Christmas, etc. Written in white letters or black letters..
Impossible is nothing in white letters | Funny Quotes Card
by MrsDagger
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Description: "Unholy" Gothic Tee – For Those Who Sin in Style Let’s face it—holiness is overrated. This black tee with the word “Unholy” etched in dramatic gothic lettering screams rebellion, bad decisions, and unapologetic self-indulgence. Perfect for those who feel more at home in the fiery depths of their personality than under the halo of good behavior. Whether you're summoning your inner demon, skipping Sunday service, or just out here living deliciously, this shirt is your license to be delightfully sacrilegious. Keywords: gothic, rebellious, sin, edgy, dark humor, unapologetic, badass, sarcastic, devilish, anti-halo.
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "FIGJAM". Niche Aussie slang: F*ck I'm good, just ask me. Self-deprecating humor is the best humor; ask any Australian. Also available in black.
FIGJAM in plain white letters - Aussie slang for the irreverent Card
by TheBestWords
$5.00 $6.00
OmiseGo World Exchange Ethereum Cryptocurrency White Card
by Felixbunny
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Description: "Call now! Operators are standing by to remind you why trust is overrated." Phrases, sayings, jokes, and funny, politically incorrect quotes. Perfect for buying and gifting on special days, holidays, birthdays, Father's Day, Mother's Day, Halloween, Christmas, etc. Written in white letters or black letters..
Description: This design combines the iconic Stonehenge with the Union Jack, rendered in a dynamic watercolor style. Stonehenge is depicted with detailed lines and a textured appearance, giving the ancient monument a sense of history and presence. The British flag is painted in the background, with its red, white, and blue colors blending with the landscape and providing a vibrant contrast. This artwork is ideal for those who appreciate British history, landmarks, and unique artistic renderings. The combination of the ancient monument and the national flag creates a visually appealing and culturally significant design. The use of color and the watercolor style make it a captivating piece.
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "fight evil, read books". Bookworms and readers just might save the world. Get thee some knowledge or get thee some silence, because FACTS and TRUTH will persist. Reading FTW!
"fight evil, read books" in plain white letters - READ to save democracy and the planet Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: "Call now! Operators are standing by to remind you why trust is overrated." Phrases, sayings, jokes, and funny, politically incorrect quotes. Perfect for buying and gifting on special days, holidays, birthdays, Father's Day, Mother's Day, Halloween, Christmas, etc. Written in white letters or black letters..
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I want to be invited, but I don't want to go." Ah, the introvert's endless conundrum: We want to feel loved, but we don't actually want to GO anywhere. Invite me, but let me stay home!
"I want to be invited, but I don't want to go." in plain white letters - cos even introverts wanna be loved Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "brunching through the apocalypse". Cos yeah, there's a pandemic and the world is on fire but getting together with friends over brunch can still bring happiness to your cold dead heart.
"brunching through the apocalypse" in plain white letters - just live in denial Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "potato seeking couch". For introverts and ambiverts and those who just want to stay home in their jammies and watching TV and eat grilled cheese. Ah, that's the life.
"potato seeking couch" in plain white letters - absurdist humor for sarcastic introverts Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "allergic to people". You were social distancing before it was cool because - ugh, people. Why must they? It's too peoplely out there so just stay inside on the couch.
"allergic to people" in plain white letters - ugh, too peopley out there Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "bad example". Wear it as a warning to others - or maybe a badge of honor. Of course, your absurd sense of humor and idea of the ridiculous could also be a reason.
"bad example" in plain white letters - warning sign or badge of honor? Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "bad knees". When your back isn't the only thing letting you down. Geriatric millennials and just plain old folks, unite over your weak knees. And get off my lawn.
"bad knees" in plain white letters - but otherwise you're in your prime! Card
by TheBestWords
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "fascism should be destroyed not debated". Fight back with strength and boldness, all left-leaning and patriotic people. Democracy matters.
"fascism should be destroyed not debated" in plain white letters - democracy is actually at stake here Card
by TheBestWords
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