Plain Cards
Description: Simple white letters on black background: "immigrant". Not only do we get the job done, we know what it's like to move to a whole new damn country and make it work. Immigrants unite and "expats" be damned.
"immigrant" in plain white letters - they get the job done Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I wish you well". You might mean this for real, or maybe it's the equivalent of "bless your heart" for the dude who ran into you on the ski slopes and now wants to sue you.
"I wish you well" in plain white letters - for the sincere or the savage Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I spent all day doing side quests instead of progressing the main story". It's not JUST the neurodiverse, the neurospicy, the spectrummers, the ASDers, those with ADHD - but all those things help, eh?
"I spent all day doing side quests instead of progressing the main story" in plain white letters - oopsie! Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "empathy is good, actually". Resist the notion that somehow humans aren't naturally made for community. Be kind and care for each other.
"empathy is good, actually" in plain white letters - even when billionaires tell you otherwise Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I lost half a day of skiing". Sometimes it's hard to explain the consequences of your ski slope accident in court without sounding absurd but at least we got memes out of it, right? I wish you well.
"I lost half a day of skiing" in plain white letters - oh, the humanity Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Aunt Fancy". When you're this kind of auntie, you just know. You like things just so; you got your own style; you got the confidence - make way for Aunt Fancy.
"Aunt Fancy" in plain white letters - you don't even need any nieces or nephews Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Mom, can you come pick me up?" I've had enough party and I've eaten enough cake and I'm tired and I'm ready for bed. For introverts and ambiverts and anyone who's had enough peopling.
"Mom, can you come pick me up?" in plain white letters - for introverts and those who can't even Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "have the day you voted for". You voted for ALL of this if you voted Trump in 2024. He told y'all what he was going to do. Racism, ignorance, denial? Doesn't matter why, the result's the same. Resist.
"have the day you voted for" in plain white letters - and stop pretending you "didn't vote for this" Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "harmless drudge". "A writer of dictionaries; a harmless drudge, that busies himself in tracing the original, and detailing the signification of words." Thanks Samuel Johnson!
"harmless drudge" in plain white letters - for lexicographers, yes, but why limit ourselves?! Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences". Why is the first amendment the most misunderstood (well, perhaps apart from the second)? Say what you want but expect people to react.
"freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences" in plain white letters Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "certainty is not the same as accuracy". Because actually? All opinions are NOT created equal and if you deny science, you're just an idiot.
"certainty is not the same as accuracy" in plain white letters, because science and facts beat your opinion Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I run a tight shipwreck". Along the lines of "I was told there would be a handbasket." It's all going up in flames but at least we still got our dark, dark humor, amirite?!
"I run a tight shipwreck" in plain white letters - for the terminally sardonic Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I used to be cool". A story as old as time. Someday they'll change what 'it' is on you, too. Ah, being cool is for kids ... let 'em have it.
"I used to be cool" in plain white letters - uncool is the new black. Cool is effort. Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I've never been sad eating tacos". Same goes for cupcakes, tortas, pretzels, and a few other fab foods. Because when the world is going down in flames, tacos can still make you happy.
"I've never been sad eating tacos" in plain white letters - it's physically impossible Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "THERE ARE NO NEW STEPS". The rumors are swirling but Barry Fife has the last word. Keep everything strictly ballroom (and make sure you've got body flight).
"THERE ARE NO NEW STEPS" in plain white letters - just dance like you're sposed to Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Biting my tongue." Because sometimes even when you have all the opinions, no words are the best words. Even when there's tea, there's a time to keep quiet.
"Biting my tongue." in plain white letters - because sometimes no words are the best words Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "3 coffees, no lunch". When you've got adrenalin, caffeine, and the jitters - anything but a balanced meal. Protein, what's that?!
"3 coffees, no lunch" in plain white letters - when you're running on caffeine and hope Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I invented the question mark". No one could even ask questions before that! Just make exclamations! Because bragging's better when it's totally absurd and ridiculous.
"I invented the question mark" in plain white letters - no, not the interrobang, before that Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "why would I finish my thought when I could have a new more exciting one". For the neurodiverse, the neurospicy, the easily distracted, the ADHD folks, and the - squirrel!
"why would I finish my thought when I could have a new more exciting one" in plain white letters Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "TELL THE TRUTH AND SHAME THE DEVIL". Just don't lie, OK. Plus this is a cool old fashioned saying that you maybe heard your grandpa or grandma say.
"TELL THE TRUTH AND SHAME THE DEVIL" in plain white letters - cos vintage sayings are the best Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "surviving out of spite". When you're just barely hanging on in this, the absolute stupidest timeline with anti-science and anti-democracy idiots everywhere. Keep going. Even if it's just to make them mad.
"surviving out of spite" in plain white letters - you mad, bro?! Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "kolaches spark joy". There's precious little joy left in the world so take your happiness where you can find it. If that's a pastry treat (maybe from Houston! maybe from Czechia!) so be it.
"kolaches spark joy" in plain white letters - Houston represent with your iconic breakfast food! Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "do not confuse cruelty with strength". Especially in these days. There's a lot of cruelty around. They'll tell you it's strength. It's the opposite.
"do not confuse cruelty with strength" in plain white letters - for strange days Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Could have made better choices." Who among us hasn't done a few things that seemed smarter in retrospect? That sixth drink; taking the umbrella out of your bag; maybe even your first marriage!
"Could have made better choices" in plain white letters - because we all have some regrets Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "just about coping". Pandemic + climate change + attacks on democracy + rise of AI + war + pestilence - it's EXHAUSTING. If you're coping you're doing OK.
"just about coping" in plain white letters - cos surviving might be all you can do Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "tater tot hotdish". For Minnesotans and those who just wish they're from Minnesota - you decide if the hotdish is you.
"tater tot hotdish" in plain white letters - homage to casserole or personal badge of honor? Card
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