Sarcastic Plate Cards
Description: This sarcastic plate design perfectly captures a 'not today' mood for introverts and boundary setters. Featuring a dynamic arrangement of shattered blue and white Delftware ceramic shards with distressed grunge typography, it's an assertive statement piece for anyone with a dry sense of humor. Embrace your defiant attitude and personal space with this unique, high-contrast artwork.
Description: Eat Glass would make a great vanity license plate. It's David Rose's cutting comeback line he uttered to his sister Alexis, in an episode of Schitt's Creek. The registration sticker features the production code number of the episode in which the phrase was said. JAN 19 is the month and year the episode premiered.
Description: Technically accurate. A 45lb plate with cartoon eyes and sneakers running on a treadmill while the logic of the phrase fully collapses around it. For the gym people who live for lifting and treat the cardio machines as furniture — and have constructed a philosophical argument to justify it.
You Don't Need Cardio If You're Heartless Funny Weight Plate Gym Dark Humor Sarcastic Tee Card
by SketchTee
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Features a dramatic illustration of a car launching off a rocky cliff with the hilarious phrase "Just Got My Driver's Permit Now I Do All My Own Stunts." A playful exaggeration of the excitement, nervousness, and unpredictable adventures of learning to drive.
Just Got My Driver's Permit Now I Do All My Own Stunts Card
by Amanda Ooi
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "Lick Rust" is one of Alexis Rose's best comeback lines, one that should be stamped into a vanity license plate. ARC stands for Alexis Rose Communications. The date on the registration sticker is when the line was said. The serial number is the production code number of the episode (episode 71)
Description: A tongue-in-cheek take on a battle-worn knight who keeps going even when the tummy hurts. Mixes medieval armor imagery with a resigned, humorous caption.
Tummy Hurts Yet I Persist Medieval Warrior Knight Armor Card
by Red_TagFoodie
$5.00 $6.00
Sssh.. Im Doing Math - Funny Gym Body Builder Humor Card
by little dora art
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This dark humorous illustration features a girl grimacing with a fork in hand, faced with a tiny portion on her plate labeled 'Your New Diet: Mom.' The edgy, quirky art style uses moody tones and exaggerated features to capture the struggle of dieting with a sarcastic twist.
Dark Humorous Illustration of Girl on Strict Diet Card
by ARAP Neely Dirt
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Perfect for lifters who know that plate math is serious business, this “Quiet I'm Doing Math” t-shirt features bold barbell plates and distressed typography. A hilarious design for gym rats, powerlifters, and fitness lovers who calculate gains in reps and pounds. Ideal for workouts, gym sessions, or as a funny gift for your lifting buddy!
