Screen Time Cards

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Description: proud parent of an ipad kid

Description: how do i block you in real life?

Description: Every Day I Say, I Have So Much To Do, And Then Go Play On My Phone For 3 Hours, Then Take A Nap. This Relatable Humor Design Is Perfect For Procrastinators, Phone Addicts, And Nap Lovers Who Enjoy Funny Daily Routine Quotes.

Description: A hilariously relatable design for anyone who spends way too much time staring at their phone or laptop. Featuring a clever quote about thinking outside the box, this graphic is perfect for introverts, tech lovers, and masters of doomscrolling.

Description: Give your brain a moment to process. This fun tech-inspired design uses a classic buffering graphic to explain those everyday moments of slow cognitive loading and social exhaustion.

Description: "STATUS: LOLLYGAGGING..." glows in retro green computer-terminal lettering above a chunky segmented loading bar stuck at 1%, with "ESTIMATED TIME: WHENEVER" typed underneath. Nerdy, dry-witted and built for procrastinators, dawdlers and champion lollygaggers. A fun pick for lazy weekends, retirees and the friend who is always late, or as a holiday gift.

Description: “Offline By Choice” is a minimalist statement for people intentionally spending less time connected to screens and more time connected to real life. Designed around digital detox, slow living, analog habits, mindfulness, and a quieter approach to modern technology.

Description: In My Defence I Was On The Internet Too Long! A hilariously relatable design for anyone who finds themselves down endless online rabbit holes, making weird decisions, or spending way too much time staring at screens. Perfect gift for gamers, meme lovers, chronically online folks, and lovers of witty humor.

Description: Embrace your inner homebody with this Introvert Humor graphic centered around a cute character on a Smartphone Screen. Designed for those who prefer Online Friends over crowded social events, this fun illustration speaks to digital culture. Display your relatable Introvert Humor with a playful Smartphone Screen graphic.

Description: Offline Enjoy My Presence For A Limited Time is a humorous statement for introverts and tech humor enthusiasts. Perfect for those seeking digital detox or valuing personal space.

Description: Touch some grass funny grounding go outside and unplug reminder for digital detox. Sarcastic humor about screen time gamer sarcasm gift.

Description: Doctor's orders for the chronically online. TOUCH GRASS DAILY with an actual tuft of the prescribed medicine - a friendly reminder that the outside world still renders in 4K.

Description: A smartphone distraction joke for anyone who recognizes zombie-like phone scrolling and modern tech habits.

Description: office squad we get it done

Description: I Like Gaming My Cat And Maybe 3 People

Description: A hilariously relatable design for anyone who spends way too much time staring at their phone or laptop. Featuring a clever quote about thinking outside the box, this graphic is perfect for introverts, tech lovers, and masters of doomscrolling.

Description: Disconnect from the screen and reconnect with the world around you.

Description: proud parent of an ipad kid

Description: ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer

Description: Doomscroll Recovery Team Athletic Badge

Description: A relaxed coastal design celebrating low signal, fewer notifications and better moods. Ideal for beach trips, lake weekends, surfing and intentional offline time.

Description: Hope you like it!

Description: Less screen time more green time saying

Description: ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer

Description: Simple retro game design inspired by Adventure Time's Beemo and Gameboy! Design works well for most colors

Description: Eyes wide, brain fried — the Phone Zombie has arrived. A sharp, retro-styled design that captures our screen addiction in the funniest, creepiest way possible. Perfect for fans of dark humor, social commentary art, and anyone who can’t look away from their phone (literally).

Description: Experience the convenience of a phone that lasts for 8 days with only a single charge, while still functioning at 100%. With a sleek and modern design, this cellphone is perfect for those who are constantly on the go and need a reliable device that can keep up with their busy lifestyle. Say goodbye to the hassle of constantly charging your phone and hello to new possibilities with this innovative device.

Description: This funny design reads, “I’m Not Addicted, I’m Just Committed (to my shows),” perfectly capturing the dedication of every true binge-watcher. With a witty tone and TV-inspired theme, it’s ideal for streaming addicts, pop culture fans, and anyone who proudly embraces their screen-time obsession.