Slackwyrm Cards

Description: Barrabhu is a mind flayer. He knows a quality brain when he senses it. Tell your friends that sadly right now he's not sensing anything at all.

Description: Janet the Chicken in full battle-dress!

Description: Otho looks gorgeous, and you will too with this lovely crow-themed design!

Description: It's Hildegard Gretchwyrm... in a circle! I wonder what she's thinking? Probably how awesome she is.

Description: Come on, you know this is you.

Description: Look how upright and attentive he is - a rare thing indeed!

Description: You never know when good things will happen!

Description: Ferragus takes his procrastination very seriously.

Description: Greatswords are great - Don't upgrade your PC, upgrade your melee weapon!

Description: Climate change is real and happening now! Here's the proof!

Description: It's Lizardman... in a circle! I wonder what he's thinking? Probably something reptilian.

Description: It's Ferragus Slackwyrm.... in a circle. I wonder what he's thinking?

Description: All wargs love wodka to keep warm in winter.

Description: Is there someone you know who is doing this? Allow Slack Wyrm to break the news for you.

Description: Arbalast Grandwyrm knows his weakness, and he is big enough to admit it.

Description: Zizok the wizard gets around on his flying goldfish. Viktor the Great Winter Warg can't resist a go on it himself.

Description: Lord Edgegod's struggle is YOUR struggle too. Can you get through life without it completely destroying you? Do you have the health, stamina and mana to face it down?

Description: Ferragus takes flight! It looks like something is on his mind too. Of course just what that is is entirely up to you!

Description: Ferragus keeps all his treasures close. And that includes Duchess Doris.

Description: Ferragus and Zizok have been friends for a long time, right back to when the wizard was a youngster!

Description: Wow! Otho has one too? I wonder if it's just as useless as mine was? ;)

Description: Lord Edgegod's edgy t-shirt. A black t-shirt on a white t-shirt.

Description: Ferragus may be too lazy to build a hoard, but that doesn't mean he's got anything against a big pile of shiny treasure. I love gold!

Description: Slack Wyrm has got his. Now you go get yours!

Description: Ferragus Slackwyrm is full of friendly advice!

Description: Flying in winter weather can be treacherous. Good thing Ferragus has a built-in defroster!

Description: A roster of the current Slackwyrm Keep staff.

Description: The Easter Wyrm is born!

Description: Don't be fooled - The Great Gretch is very positive and enthusiastic about the mayhem she spreads.

Description: Which do you prefer?

Description: Ferragus is a fan of good Vodka.

Description: Have you tried it?

Description: When you're a dragon you write your own rules.

Description: Always keep your human stowed securely when flying.

Description: The world is full of rude people. You know it. Slack Wyrm knows it. If you're constantly under assault by the rudeness of others, then this design is for YOU!

Description: Like all dragons, Ferragus Slackwyrm possesses uncanny and eldritch wisdoms. He now, he is ready to share them with the world... as soon as he thinks of some.