Slackwyrm Hoodies

Description: Otho looks gorgeous, and you will too with this lovely crow-themed design!

Description: Janet the Chicken in full battle-dress!

Description: Barrabhu is a mind flayer. He knows a quality brain when he senses it. Tell your friends that sadly right now he's not sensing anything at all.

Description: It's Hildegard Gretchwyrm... in a circle! I wonder what she's thinking? Probably how awesome she is.

Description: Look how upright and attentive he is - a rare thing indeed!

Description: Come on, you know this is you.

Description: You never know when good things will happen!

Description: Ferragus takes his procrastination very seriously.

Description: Greatswords are great - Don't upgrade your PC, upgrade your melee weapon!

Description: It's Lizardman... in a circle! I wonder what he's thinking? Probably something reptilian.

Description: Climate change is real and happening now! Here's the proof!

Description: It's Ferragus Slackwyrm.... in a circle. I wonder what he's thinking?

Description: Arbalast Grandwyrm knows his weakness, and he is big enough to admit it.

Description: Zizok the wizard gets around on his flying goldfish. Viktor the Great Winter Warg can't resist a go on it himself.

Description: Lord Edgegod's struggle is YOUR struggle too. Can you get through life without it completely destroying you? Do you have the health, stamina and mana to face it down?

Description: Is there someone you know who is doing this? Allow Slack Wyrm to break the news for you.

Description: Ferragus takes flight! It looks like something is on his mind too. Of course just what that is is entirely up to you!

Description: All wargs love wodka to keep warm in winter.

Description: Ferragus keeps all his treasures close. And that includes Duchess Doris.

Description: A roster of the current Slackwyrm Keep staff.

Description: The Easter Wyrm is born!

Description: Wow! Otho has one too? I wonder if it's just as useless as mine was? ;)

Description: Lord Edgegod's edgy t-shirt. A black t-shirt on a white t-shirt.

Description: Flying in winter weather can be treacherous. Good thing Ferragus has a built-in defroster!

Description: Ferragus and Zizok have been friends for a long time, right back to when the wizard was a youngster!

Description: Which do you prefer?

Description: Don't be fooled - The Great Gretch is very positive and enthusiastic about the mayhem she spreads.

Description: Slack Wyrm has got his. Now you go get yours!

Description: Ferragus may be too lazy to build a hoard, but that doesn't mean he's got anything against a big pile of shiny treasure. I love gold!

Description: Ferragus is a fan of good Vodka.

Description: Ferragus Slackwyrm is full of friendly advice!

Description: Have you tried it?

Description: When you're a dragon you write your own rules.

Description: The world is full of rude people. You know it. Slack Wyrm knows it. If you're constantly under assault by the rudeness of others, then this design is for YOU!

Description: Ferragus's favourite resting place to warm himself in the afternoon sun.

Description: There's literally nothing you can't do in Dungeons & Dragons if your DM is flexible enough. Just don't push it. Especially when your DM is a dragon.