Slave Cards
Description: Keeps the whole office running while everyone else takes credit. Calendars managed, crises averted, coffee adjacent. Makes a great gift for admin assistants, office managers, and anyone holding it all together.
Administrative Assistant. Helping Everyone Survive Their Workday - Funny Office Hero Humor Card
by Quiet Storm
$5.00 $6.00
I Came. I Logged In. I Complained. Card
by Kelvinmunene13 Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "I might be late for work. But one thing's for sure, I'm leaving on time." Prioritizes the exit strategy over the arrival time. Punctuality is negotiable, freedom is not. Makes a great gift for clock-watchers, boundary-setters, and anyone who values their personal time.
Might Be Late But Leaving On Time - Funny Work-Life Balance Humor Card
by Quiet Storm
$5.00 $6.00
i've done horrible things for money like waking up early to go to work. Card
by desarts
$5.00 $6.00
i've done horrible things for money like waking up early to go to work. Card
by desarts
$5.00 $6.00
i'm only here till i win the lottery. Card
by Moonlight Voyage Art
$5.00 $6.00
Shachiku Work Slave Corporate Life Japanese Sarcasm Card
by Anticorporati
$5.00 $6.00
This Meeting Could Have Been An Email Card
by Kelvinmunene13 Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Is it time for a caffeine break yet? This detailed comic-style illustration features a corporate worker skeleton dressed in a blue button-up shirt and striped tie, holding a steaming mug of hot coffee while checking his wristwatch. With the bold text "Coffee O'Clock" at the bottom and a moody office room background complete with blinds and a desk lamp, this design perfectly captures the relatable feeling of working late, corporate burnout, and running on pure caffeine. A fantastic graphic gift for office workers, corporate slaves, coffee lovers, and anyone who appreciates a touch of dark workplace humor!
Coffee O Clock Corporate Skeleton Office Burnout Card
by Koffiecloth
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Get through the ultimate midweek slump with this hilarious retro-style cat design! Featuring an annoyed, unamused tabby cat face styled with a bold vintage halftone dot effect, framed by teal anime-style anger veins and stress marks. Paired with the highly relatable text "When you realize it's only Wednesday...", this graphic perfectly captures the dread of being halfway through the work or school week. It makes a fantastic, funny gift for tired coworkers, office employees, stressed students, and cat lovers who live for the weekend.
When You Realize It's Only Wednesday Grumpy Cat Meme Card
by InkSymphony
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Created for CPAs and corporate employees enduring tax season, this Accountant Humor graphic illustrates a stressed vampire surrounded by endless numerical ledgers. The caption Eternal Overtime captures the struggle of corporate burnout during grueling work weeks. Perfect for bookkeepers, financial auditors, and office workers.
Eternal Overtime - Accountant Humor Corporate Burnout Graphic Card
by PopArtyParty
$5.00 $6.00
Be The Reason HR Updates Their Training Card
by Kelvinmunene13 Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Please Hold While I Pretend To Care Card
by Kelvinmunene13 Designs
$5.00 $6.00
I Run On Coffee And Passive Aggression Card
by Kelvinmunene13 Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This is the ultimate, high-stakes minimal-friction strategy and definitive lifestyle manifesto for the completely automated professional who treats their entire corporate career as a series of mandatory digital pop-ups. It perfectly captures that powerhouse, mid-morning administrative gridlock where you are added to endless calendar invites, terms-of-service updates, and document reviews without a single shred of context—boldly declaring to the corporate universe that you have completely bypassed the phase of critical thinking or evaluation, choosing instead to rapidly bypass the bureaucracy by clicking through every single prompt with absolute, unbothered compliance just to clear your screen.
Description: I've been circling back since 2019. Hand-lettered for anyone fluent in office jargon against their will.
Bold lettering that says I've been circling back since 2019 with a red pen circle Card
by SD Creations
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "Being likable is actually more important than being good at your job." Spills the uncomfortable truth that charm outranks competence in most offices. Hard work gets you noticed; being fun gets you promoted. Makes a great gift for corporate survivors and career realists.
Likable Beats Competent - Workplace Reality Check Card
by Quiet Storm
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This vintage-style graphic turns workplace exhaustion into dark comedy, featuring a bored skeleton trapped in yet another pointless meeting under the slogan “Another Meeting That Could’ve Been Email.” With distressed typography, retro office motifs, and sarcastic corporate humor, the design perfectly captures modern burnout culture in a bold, wearable statement piece.
Description: This vintage-style graphic features a tired skeleton in a purple hoodie surviving another day of endless meetings, coffee, and corporate burnout with dark humor and relatable office chaos. The bold retro typography and distressed artwork create a funny yet painfully accurate support-group aesthetic for anyone running on caffeine, sarcasm, and pure survival mode.
