Slave Cards
Description: Perfect for anyone who finds humor in the struggles of corporate life and wants to make a statement about work culture.
Corporate Slave Sarcastic Work-Life Humor Card
by Anticorporati
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This is the ultimate, high-stakes transactional reality check and definitive lifestyle manifesto for the completely localized professional who treats the traditional employment contract as a strict, zero-sentiment exchange of temporal labor for liquid capital. It perfectly captures that powerhouse, mid-week administrative gridlock where you are asked to demonstrate deep, spiritual alignment with the company’s multi-decade vision statement—boldly declaring to the corporate universe that your motivation requires zero artificial embellishment or cultural filters, and that you are an unbothered, operational powerhouse fueled exclusively by the countdown to Friday afternoon and the immediate, non-negotiable clearance of your direct deposit.
I WORK FOR THE WEEKEND AND THE PAYCHECK, BABY Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This is the ultimate, high-stakes endurance celebration and definitive lifestyle manifesto for the completely resilient professional who treats the standard five-day operational cycle as a grueling, low-stakes survival mission. It perfectly captures that powerhouse, Friday afternoon administrative gridlock where you close your final laptop tab after weathering a relentless barrage of shifting KPIs, circular email chains, and meetings that absolutely could have been three-word bullet points—boldly declaring to the corporate universe that your arrival at the weekend isn't just a standard calendar transition, but a triumphant, unbothered victory over a chaotic system of bureaucratic absurdities that tried, and completely failed, to break your
I SURVIVED ANOTHER WEEK OF CORPORATE NONSENSE Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This is the ultimate, high-stakes existential reality check and definitive lifestyle manifesto for the completely disillusioned professional who views the modern office tower as a beautifully upholstered meat grinder for human ambition. It perfectly captures that powerhouse, mid-week administrative gridlock where you stare blankly at a complex, thirty-slide presentation about cross-functional synergy and realize your youthful passions have been systematically replaced by standardized fonts and quarterly metric reviews—boldly declaring to the corporate universe that your grandest aspirations haven't suffered a sudden, dramatic defeat, but are instead being gently, politely, and with full HR approval, processed out of existence through a stea
CORPORATE LIFE WHERE DREAMS GO TO DIE SLOWLY Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Stressed brain cartoon illustration multitasking with coffee and office tools, featuring the quote "Actually, I'm overthinking this". perfect funny burnout gift for corporate slaves and workaholics.
Actually I Am Overthinking This Funny Corporate Brain Card
by AldiSuryart
$5.00 $6.00
Overworked Underpaid And Fully Replaceable Corporate Slave Card
by Anticorporati
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate the richness of Black history with this captivating Harriet Tubman art! Whether displayed on wall art, a t-shirt, a mug, or a phone case, it serves as a powerful tribute. Ideal as a thoughtful gift for teachers, friends, or your loved ones, this design encapsulates the spirit of a remarkable era
Saga - Gwendolyn, Sophie and Lying Cat Card
by Ali @ Curiousest
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This is the ultimate, high-stakes authenticity defense and definitive lifestyle manifesto for the completely transparent professional who treats polite corporate code as an absolute, unnecessary barrier to operational efficiency. It perfectly captures that powerhouse, mid-morning administrative gridlock where a colleague asks for your "honest feedback" on a deeply flawed, fifty-slide deck, and you choose to deliver the unfiltered, structural truth rather than standard, heavily sanitized office platitudes—boldly declaring to the corporate universe that your refusal to wrap basic facts in layers of passive-aggressive jargon isn't a breach of workplace etiquette, but rather a premium, unbothered service designed to bypass bureaucratic nonsense
I'M NOT UNPROFESSIONAL, I'M JUST REAL Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This is the ultimate, high-stakes bureaucratic escalation and definitive lifestyle manifesto for the completely dominant operational architect who treats the corporate calendar as their personal, high-yield territory. It perfectly captures that powerhouse, Monday morning administrative gridlock where you look at a minor, two-line email update and deliberately choose to convert it into a mandatory, ninety-minute cross-functional alignment session—boldly declaring to the corporate universe that you are the sole catalyst behind the organization's collective calendar exhaustion, and that your unbothered, top-tier institutional leverage is sustained entirely by trapping the entire department in a continuous loop of status updates, screen sharing
I'M THE REASON WE HAVE SO MANY MEETINGS Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
Description: West Africa Squadron was formed in 1808 after the British Parliament passed the Slave Trade Act 1807. It was based out of Portsmouth, England, at substantial expense, and it remained an independent command until 1856 and then again from 1866 to 1867. The squadron's task was to suppress the Atlantic slave trade by patrolling the coast of West Africa.
No Gods No Masters Handcuffs Slave Obey Atheist T Shirts Card
by huepham6
$5.00 $6.00
Description: 80s cult classic zombie movie The Return of the Living Dead, When two bumbling employees at a medical supply warehouse accidentally release a deadly gas into the air, the vapors cause the dead to rise again as zombies. But in Berts Office is this eye test chart that the employers made for fun. The eye-test poster (seen most clearly after Frank and Freddy run into Burt's office after hearing the first re-animated cadaver) in Burt's office actually reads "Burt is a slave driver and a cheap son of a bitch who's going bald too haha" if you put the letters together (pause the Blu-ray at around 17:29 into the movie for a clear shot).
