Slave Cards

Description: Classic vintage-inspired design celebrating industrial metal legends with bold underground aesthetics.

Description: Out of Office

Description: i work hard so my cat can live better

Description: Channel ultimate office comedy energy with this iconic quote. Celebrates the lovably ambitious underdog dreaming of a bigger title. Makes a great gift for office fans and aspiring bosses.

Description: This vintage-inspired t-shirt design features a mischievous raccoon mascot running the “Corporate Buzzword Recycling Center,” cleverly turning meaningless office jargon like “synergy,” “leverage,” and “alignment” into “valuable nothing.” With distressed typography, muted retro colors, and satirical corporate humor, the artwork perfectly blends workplace parody with nostalgic mascot-brand aesthetics.

Description: This vintage-style graphic features a tired skeleton in a purple hoodie surviving another day of endless meetings, coffee, and corporate burnout with dark humor and relatable office chaos.

Description: Funny Cat Lover Slave Humor

Description: Embark on a nostalgic journey with this vintage-inspired steamboat willie design. Perfect for lovers of classic animation and retro style, this merch makes a whimsical addition to any corporate slave collection

Description: Dynamic illustration of Slave Knight Gael amidst a chaotic backdrop.

Description: Reframes take-charge energy as a public service. Taking control isn't a flaw—it's a favor. Makes a great gift for managers, team leads, and anyone who's ever been told they're "too much."

Description: Does someone think you're their maid?! Or worse, are you the offender!? :) If so, this shirt is the one you need!

Description: Embraces middle-of-the-road management with zero shame. Not the best, not the worst—just consistently adequate. Makes a great gift for managers, team leads, and anyone who's mastered the art of "good enough."

Description: Owns the middle ground of management with unflinching honesty. Not a hero, not a villain—just consistently adequate. Makes a great gift for managers, team leads, and anyone who's embraced "good enough."

Description: Stunning vintage style Great Slave Lake Canada with northern lights and landscape.

Description: You're working two jobs while your boss takes vacations in outer space? F that. Where's the outrage? It's time for change.

Description: This design commemorates the historical journey of the Route Des Esclaves, Benin. A Coastal Path Of Remembrance for those interested in African history, travel, and heritage.

Description: Lesser Slave Lake Provincial Park Alberta Canada - AB Hiking Boot

Description: Vintage Great Slave Lake commemorating the Northern Frontier of Canada in 1771.

Description: Skid Row Slave To The Grind

Description: This is the ultimate, high-stakes digital boundary and definitive lifestyle manifesto for the completely burnt-out professional who treats their automated email auto-responder as a binding legal injunction. It perfectly captures that powerhouse, late-Friday administrative gridlock where your professional bandwidth has plummeted to absolute zero, your laptop lid is aggressively slammed shut, and your psychological tolerance for toxic workplace synergy is permanently depleted—boldly declaring to the corporate universe that you are officially off the grid, completely uncontactable, and heavily fortified against any incoming urgent requests, pending deliverables, or unsolicited calendar invites.

Description: Seen from behind, jetpack and rifle, red title cracked over the helmet. Bounty print. No face.

Description: Behold, the epitome of pet aspirations: 'Pet me, human slave,' says the mischievous raccoon, holding court on his throne of chaos. Who's the real master here?

Description: This is the ultimate, high-stakes optical choreography and definitive lifestyle manifesto for the completely localized professional who has elevated administrative misdirection into a premium, fine-art discipline. It perfectly captures that powerhouse, mid-afternoon operational gridlock where you stride through the corridor holding a blank manila folder with absolute athletic urgency, or aggressively click through randomized spreadsheet cells with a deeply furrowed brow—boldly declaring to the corporate universe that your actual core competency isn't delivering measurable output, but rather maintaining the flawless, bulletproof aesthetic of a severely over-leveraged corporate asset.

Description: Tom Morello

Description: A satirical retro-style design featuring a cheerful corporate cat mascot promoting eternal debt with slogans like “Buy Now, Pay Forever” and “Membership Has Its Price.”

Description: Minimalist tired eyes illustration with the ironic quote "Born to sleep, forced to work"—perfect funny burnout gift for sleepy corporate slaves and office workers.

Description: A minimal tribute to the 70s classic! Distressed/Faded print effect.

Description: This vintage-inspired t-shirt design features a chaotic yet hilarious possum office worker proudly representing the “Possum Unpaid Overtime Survival Team,” surrounded by paperwork, coffee, and workplace exhaustion.

Description: A hilariously exhausted goblin manager sits buried in reports, budgets, and endless “monthly suffering summaries” in this retro fantasy office-parody design. Styled like vintage club merchandise, the artwork blends dark workplace humor, RPG aesthetics, and distressed streetwear graphics into the ultimate badge for anyone surviving corporate chaos.

Description: Lina Inverse using her most powerfull spell

Description: Lead the chaos with pride! This funny "I Am The Executive of This Dysfunction" design features a confident trash panda raccoon in a business suit. Great gift for your boss.

Description: Volunteer cats slave design

Description: only wearing this so i don't get fired

Description: The ARX-7 Arbalest is a prototype Arm Slave (humanoid combat mecha) from the Full Metal Panic! franchise and serves as the primary mecha piloted by Sousuke Sagara for much of the series.

Description: no longer a slave to fear, i am a child of god

Description: A vintage-inspired industrial parody design featuring a cheerful skeleton factory worker on the night shift, assembling skull-marked crates while sipping coffee from a mug that reads “Dead Tired Still Hired.” Set against a gritty factory skyline, the artwork blends dark humor, retro union branding, and blue-collar charm with the slogan “We Build. You Survive.” and the tongue-in-cheek promise of “Quality Parts • Questionable Hours.”