Slob Cards

Description: My favorite Madball!

Description: Tats, no. Beard, no. Be a land manatee slob? That’s ok.

Description: The Ghost of John Belushi

Description: Anti AI design in the form of popular tv show parody

Description: Go ahead and lick the mustard off your shirt you've been wearing for 2 weeks. Eat the rum ham. Take a nap with only the angelic glow of the open refrigerator cast upon your pile of half-dead self-care. You deserve it. You deserve full goblin mode.

Description: A sarcastic design of a bogan couch potato, with the exciting words Adventure Awaits.

Description: GOBLIN-MODE-ON

Description: vintage shirt graphic

Description: Goblin Mode | Goblin Mode - ON | Goblin Mode - The act of staying inside, never dressing, never showering. eating junk food, and binge watching streaming television. For any slob who has been social distancing too hard and for too long, goblin mode has been turned on and activated. Fun, sarcastic goblin mode ON design perfect for any messy slobs who can't be bothered with hygiene, healthy eating, exercise, or social interaction.

Description: The alcoholic brother in law of the Italiian Stalliion always in a crummy mood even on Thanksgiving Day! You want the bird? Get it outside and chucks the roast turkey out the window?!! WTF!

Description: Goblin Mode | GOBLIN MODE ON | Goblin Mode - The act of staying inside, never dressing, never showering. eating junk food, and binge watching streaming television. For any slob who has been social distancing too hard and for too long, goblin mode has been turned on and activated. Fun, sarcastic goblin mode ON design perfect for any messy slobs who can't be bothered with hygiene, healthy eating, exercise, or social interaction.

Description: A minimal typography design, of the word goblin in white text. Something to wear when you go into goblin mode, rejecting societal expectations put upon you, in favor of doing whatever you want to. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: Hope you like it.

Description: For the big chungus in your life

Description: wolf of wallmar

Description: Goblin Mode On!

Description: We're all trash pandas, at one point or another.

Description: I wear what I want! This funny slogan tshirt has the perfect sarcastic saying for a gift for men, women, teenagers, or kids who are a bit messy or unmotivated but have a great sense of humor. You are not lazy person or a slob, but you hate wearing fancy dress up clothing! This novelty tee shirt is a cute and fun way to tell everyone you are the one who decides what you wear.

Description: Get woke and eat your pizza Human or the greys and the all knowing alien cats will force you

Description: Robin Slobbin

Description: Don't be a litterbug

Description: Goblin Mode | GOBLIN MODE turned ON | Goblin Mode - The act of staying inside, never dressing, never showering. eating junk food, and binge watching streaming television. For any slob who has been social distancing too hard and for too long, goblin mode has been turned on and activated. Fun, sarcastic goblin mode ON design perfect for any messy slobs who can't be bothered with hygiene, healthy eating, exercise, or social interaction.

Description: World's #1 Lazy Ass

Description: World's #1 Lazy Ass Ver. 2

Description: is to sweep the room with a glance

Description: For when you are feeling lazy to the bone

Description: This design has the text, Goblin Mode, with an on/off switch turned on. This makes an awesome present for those who love RPG, video games or any game with a goblin. Let others know that you are in Goblin Mode and act accordingly.

Description: Pig All The Time

Description: for when it's goblin time

Description: Stunt on 'em in style with this super original design!

Description: Identify yourself as the slob you are