Smashed Cards
Description: A screaming, fanged baboon clutches a shattered 65-inch TV in "Doorbuster Carnage," framed by warnings for "Extreme Savings, Extreme Consequences," "Keep Shopping or Die" and "Final Sale: No Mercy, No Refunds," with a readout of "Store Hours: Dawn to Casualty" beneath spiky chrome lettering. Feral, frantic and built for anyone who has survived a Black Friday stampede. A fun pick for retail workers, bargain hunters, holiday shopping cynics, or anyone who has fought over the last big-screen deal.
Doorbuster Carnage Screaming Baboon Smashed TV Black Friday Sale Chrome Metal Lettering Shopping Chaos Card
by Fisheyed Graphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "I will not bow down nor offer sacrifice to the breathless and dead idols who do not recognize themselves nor do they know that we honor or dishonor them. I will not give them that honor which belongs only to my Creator." - St. Marina of Antioch
Cannibal Corpse parody St. Marina of Antioch Card
by Mad Farmer Liberation Front
$5.00 $6.00
Funny I Identify As A Potato I Like To Be Baked & Smashed Funny Card
by Kimonobi
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show everyone you are officially off the clock and ready to relax with this hilarious milestone design. Depicting a classic alarm clock with a bold red strike-through over a dynamic sunburst background, this graphic humorously reads "Retired 2026 Not My Problem Anymore." Perfect for new retirees, pensioners, outgoing coworkers, and grandparents. An ideal retirement party gift for anyone leaving the workforce to enjoy their golden years.
Retired 2026 Not My Problem Anymore Funny Smashed Alarm Clock Retirement Humor Card
by PhotoSphere
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Still searching for Exercise Deadlifting Weightlifting Muscles Abs Dumbbells Funny Powerlifting Gym Workout Biceps Arms Weightlifter designs? Make a statement with this Smashed Egg Lifting Workout tee. Makes a great gift for the weightlifter/powerlifter/deadlift in your life who loves funny workout tees.
Funny I Identify As A Potato I Like To Be Baked & Smashed Card
by Kimonobi
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Typographic illustration INSPIRED by Taylor Swift’s song "My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys". Featuring the lyric "He Saw Forever So He Smashed It Up" in a clean and elegant typographic composition, this art highlights themes such as fragile love, emotional destruction, lost potential, and relationships that crumble despite their promises. Present on the album "The Tortured Poets Department", the track explores themes of emotional vulnerability, attachment, and heartbreak through toy-related metaphors. Perfect for Swifties, lovers of melancholic aesthetics, emotional narratives, and poetic pop music.
Description: Typographic illustration INSPIRED by Taylor Swift’s song "My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys". Featuring the lyric "He Saw Forever So He Smashed It Up" in a clean and elegant typographic composition, this art highlights themes such as fragile love, emotional destruction, lost potential, and relationships that crumble despite their promises. Present on the album "The Tortured Poets Department", the track explores themes of emotional vulnerability, attachment, and heartbreak through toy-related metaphors. Perfect for Swifties, lovers of melancholic aesthetics, emotional narratives, and poetic pop music.
Description: Typographic illustration INSPIRED by Taylor Swift’s song "My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys". Featuring the lyric "He Saw Forever So He Smashed It Up" in a clean and elegant typographic composition, this art highlights themes such as fragile love, emotional destruction, lost potential, and relationships that crumble despite their promises. Present on the album "The Tortured Poets Department", the track explores themes of emotional vulnerability, attachment, and heartbreak through toy-related metaphors. Perfect for Swifties, lovers of melancholic aesthetics, emotional narratives, and poetic pop music.
Description: Typographic illustration INSPIRED by Taylor Swift’s song "My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys". Featuring the lyric "He Saw Forever So He Smashed It Up" in a clean and elegant typographic composition, this art highlights themes such as fragile love, emotional destruction, lost potential, and relationships that crumble despite their promises. Present on the album "The Tortured Poets Department", the track explores themes of emotional vulnerability, attachment, and heartbreak through toy-related metaphors. Perfect for Swifties, lovers of melancholic aesthetics, emotional narratives, and poetic pop music.
Description: This is perfect for any food lover who loves potato dishes and eating sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, potato chips, and french fries. This Potato design is perfect for any farmer who loves farming potatoes and for any vegan who loves potato vegetables and cooking potato food.
Description: Typographic illustration INSPIRED by Taylor Swift’s song "My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys". Featuring the lyric "He Saw Forever So He Smashed It Up" in a clean and elegant typographic composition, this art highlights themes such as fragile love, emotional destruction, lost potential, and relationships that crumble despite their promises. Present on the album "The Tortured Poets Department", the track explores themes of emotional vulnerability, attachment, and heartbreak through toy-related metaphors. Perfect for Swifties, lovers of melancholic aesthetics, emotional narratives, and poetic pop music.
Description: Text-based design featuring the humorous quote 'I Identify As A Potato, I Like To Be Baked & Smashed'.
I Identify As A Potato - I Like To Be Baked & Smashed Card
by Fire at the Furthes
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This ous designare fun to wear any day. Best for ladies who loves to be cool, outrageous, funny.
I Identify As A Potato I Like To Be Baked & Smashed Card
by achkal-motanawiaa
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace your true inner vegetable. This hilarious "I Identify As A Potato" design features a clever double-entendre for anyone who loves getting baked, smashed, or just lounging around like a total couch potato. Perfect for foodies, party lovers, and anyone with a relaxed, sarcastic sense of humor.
Description: Funny Halloween cat design with a witch hat and pumpkin theme, featuring the quote The Only Thing Getting Smashed Is My Will To Live.
Witch Hat Only Thing Getting Smashed Halloween Cat Card
by trinitydreams
$5.00 $6.00
Flip-Flop Fiasco Splat Smashed Gecko Cartoon Graphic Card
by ThabitBrothers
$5.00 $6.00
Flip-Flop Fiasco Splat Smashed Gecko Cartoon Graphic Card
by ThabitBrothers
$5.00 $6.00
They Smashed My Family Funny Avocado Guacamole Joke Card
by Lakeland Volunteers in Medicine (LVIM)
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Life Smashed Me Harder Than This Burger is a funny food design for burger lovers who know that sometimes life hits harder than lunch. Featuring a cheerful vintage-style cheeseburger and a relatable humorous quote, this design is perfect for foodies, burger fans, and anyone who appreciates comfort food and everyday humor.
